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ASCII Art Fart for Wed, Apr 03, 2002
alt.ascii-art
· 9 messages · 3 Apr 2002 - 6 Apr 2002
--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(Tran Q. Nguyen said it like only they can.)-- > > Moo > oMMMMM > ooMMMMMMMMMo > oooMMMMMMMMMMMMMM > oooMMMMMMMMMMM"""" ooo > ooMMMMMMMMM"""" "MMMMo > oM"""""" ooo MMMMMMM > o MMMMoo MMMMMMM" > MMMoo "MMMMMM MMMMMM > "MMMMM "MMMMM MMMM"" o > "MMMMM ""MMM MMM"o oooooooMMMMMMo > "MMM" oooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"""MMMMMMMo > Mo oo oooMoMMMMMMMMMM"M"""""" " oMMMMMMMMMo > MMoooMMMMMMMMMM""""" oMMMMMM""""" > MMMM""" o ""MMooo oMMMM""" > oMMMo o "MMoMMMMM" "MMMMMMMM" > MMMMM MM Mo ""MMMMMM oo ""MMMMMMo > MMMMM oMM Moo ""MMMM Moo MMMMMMo > MMMM oMMMM MMMoo """ "MMoo "MMMMM > """ oMMMM" "MMMMMoooooo oo oMMMMMo """ > oMMMM ""MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMo > "MMM" "Moo """"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" > """ oMMMMo > MMMMMMo oooMMooo > MMMMMMMooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMo > oMMMMMMM"""" " MMMMMMM"" > MMMMMM oMMMMMM" > oMMMM""MMoo oMMMMMM"" > oMMMM" "MMMooMMMMMM"" > ooMMM"" MMMMMMMM > oMMM" oMMMMMMMMMMoo > MM"" ooMMMMMM" "MMMMMMooo > o"" oMMMMMM" "MMMMMMMMMoo > ooMMMMM"" "MMMMMMMMMMMooo > ooMMMM"" MMMMMMMMMMMMMMoooo > ooMMM"" "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMoooo > " ""MMMMMM:F_P:MMMM"""""" > > LITERAL TRANSLATION: NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO COCKSUCKING > I finally did it! I have been posting off and on in this group for 2 years now and I finally have my own Tran Diddy. I would like to think the academy and my X-faux-wife for the support and complaining that made this possible. A special thanks also to the great thinkers of the world from Aristotle to Carl Sagan. Without your self persuite for bashing dumb people I would have never been inspired to achieve more in life... ______________ ) <- the cain coming to take me off the stage. -- +-(faux@fugozi)-(0.02|0.08|0.27)-(13:54|Wed Apr 03)-+ cat ~/.{sig,uin} It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. - Andrew Jackson UIN=66618055
,---. /(/( Wed, 03 Apr 2002 22:00:06 GMT,
'--. \.--' . .\ wewi�rka znana te� jako Faux_Pseudo,
`-; < / wprowadza w �ycie plan podbicia �wiata
`v-.J-.J przy pomocy puszki mielonki konserwowej:
>--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)--
> --(Tran Q. Nguyen said it like only they can.)--
they?
>I finally did it! I have been posting off and on in this group for 2
>years now and I finally have my own Tran Diddy.
>
>I would like to think the academy and my X-faux-wife for the support
>and complaining that made this possible. A special thanks also to
>the great thinkers of the world from Aristotle to Carl Sagan.
>Without your self persuite for bashing dumb people I would have never
>been inspired to achieve more in life...
Congratulations now you are one of us... The
fallen ones... ;)
Best regards/Pozdrowienia,
Blazej [bug]
--
,- .gp. .gp. -.
, db :$ .d$$P' `T$$b. $; db ,
._.d$$b 'Tb.d$$$b bug d$$$b.dP' d$$b._.
""""^Tb_.s$$P^"^Tb dP^"^T$$s._dP^""""
,---. /(/( 4 Apr 2002 10:04:52 GMT,
'--. \.--' . .\ wewi�rka znana te� jako Przemyslaw Brojewski,
`-; < / wprowadza w �ycie plan podbicia �wiata
`v-.J-.J przy pomocy puszki mielonki konserwowej:
>ObASCII: The game that rocks!
>
>br.00 DynaBlaster! 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0
>#############################################
>### o-o.*. ###
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>### _+_***/"\****** ###
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Megablast is way better than Dynablaster. :)
Best regards/Pozdrowienia,
Blazej [bug]
--
#include <iostream> /*GG1093730 +48608093718*/
int main(){int cast(1);//ICQ147041942 LU269321
while (cast=1) {std::cout << "bugi@skrzynka.";
std::cout << "pl www.bugi.of.pl ";} return 0;}
--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(bug said it like only they can.)-- > ,---. /(/( Wed, 03 Apr 2002 22:00:06 GMT, > '--. \.--' . .\ wewi�rka znana te� jako Faux_Pseudo, > `-; < / wprowadza w �ycie plan podbicia �wiata > `v-.J-.J przy pomocy puszki mielonki konserwowej: > >>--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- >> --(Tran Q. Nguyen said it like only they can.)-- > > they? > This is the second time I have covered this in a week so I will just cut and paste. A short falling in the english language. There is no third person non sexual pronoun that does not reduce someone to "it" or as you pointed out make one person into many. I wish we whould get that fixed. I have submitted a bug reports to Webster and Wordsworth but they bounced back with some error about them being long since dead. >>I finally did it! I have been posting off and on in this group for 2 >>years now and I finally have my own Tran Diddy. >> >>I would like to think the academy and my X-faux-wife for the support >>and complaining that made this possible. A special thanks also to >>the great thinkers of the world from Aristotle to Carl Sagan. >>Without your self persuite for bashing dumb people I would have never >>been inspired to achieve more in life... > > Congratulations now you are one of us... The > fallen ones... ;) > > Best regards/Pozdrowienia, > > Blazej [bug] > -- > ,- .gp. .gp. -. > , db :$ .d$$P' `T$$b. $; db , > ._.d$$b 'Tb.d$$$b bug d$$$b.dP' d$$b._. > """"^Tb_.s$$P^"^Tb dP^"^T$$s._dP^"""" -- +-(faux@fugozi)-(0.03|0.06|0.08)-(05:32|Thu Apr 04)-+ cat ~/.{sig,uin} It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. - Andrew Jackson UIN=66618055
,---. /(/( Thu, 04 Apr 2002 13:38:14 GMT,
'--. \.--' . .\ wewi�rka znana te� jako Faux_Pseudo,
`-; < / wprowadza w �ycie plan podbicia �wiata
`v-.J-.J przy pomocy puszki mielonki konserwowej:
>>>--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)--
>>> --(Tran Q. Nguyen said it like only they can.)--
>>
>> they?
>>
>
>This is the second time I have covered this in a week so I will just
>cut and paste.
>
> A short falling in the english language. There is no third person non
> sexual pronoun that does not reduce someone to "it" or as you pointed
> out make one person into many. I wish we whould get that fixed. I
> have submitted a bug reports to Webster and Wordsworth but they
> bounced back with some error about them being long since dead.
OK. Got it. So it's not your fault... Sorry.
Best regards/Pozdrowienia,
Blazej [bug]
--
#include <iostream> /*GG1093730 +48608093718*/
int main(){int cast(1);//ICQ147041942 LU269321
while (cast=1) {std::cout << "bugi@skrzynka.";
std::cout << "pl www.bugi.of.pl ";} return 0;}
--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(bug said it like only they can.)-- > ,---. /(/( Thu, 04 Apr 2002 13:38:14 GMT, > '--. \.--' . .\ wewi�rka znana te� jako Faux_Pseudo, > `-; < / wprowadza w �ycie plan podbicia �wiata > `v-.J-.J przy pomocy puszki mielonki konserwowej: > >>>>--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- >>>> --(Tran Q. Nguyen said it like only they can.)-- >>> >>> they? >>> >> >>This is the second time I have covered this in a week so I will just >>cut and paste. >> >> A short falling in the english language. There is no third person non >> sexual pronoun that does not reduce someone to "it" or as you pointed >> out make one person into many. I wish we whould get that fixed. I >> have submitted a bug reports to Webster and Wordsworth but they >> bounced back with some error about them being long since dead. > > OK. Got it. So it's not your fault... Sorry. > You are much kinder than in the other group where this came up. They are still fighting it. I am waiting to see how they respond to the w-m.com definition of they which expounds on how people like Shakespeare used they to refer to just one person. Hopefully they will settle down after that. Some people can be militant about English. -- +-(faux@fugozi)-(0.05|0.17|0.23)-(07:04|Fri Apr 05)-+ cat ~/.{sig,uin} It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. - Andrew Jackson UIN=66618055
,---. /(/( Fri, 05 Apr 2002 15:07:58 GMT,
'--. \.--' . .\ wewi�rka znana te� jako Faux_Pseudo,
`-; < / wprowadza w �ycie plan podbicia �wiata
`v-.J-.J przy pomocy puszki mielonki konserwowej:
>You are much kinder than in the other group where this came up.
>They are still fighting it. I am waiting to see how they respond to
>the w-m.com definition of they which expounds on how people like
>Shakespeare used they to refer to just one person.
>
>Hopefully they will settle down after that.
>
>Some people can be militant about English.
Some people can be monsters to each other. It shouldn't be like that. :)
Best regards/Pozdrowienia,
Blazej [bug]
--
Blazej - [bug] - Kozlowski
608093718 bla...@konto.pl
ICQ:147041942 - GG:1093730
www.bugi.of.pl .RLU:269321
On Thu, 04 Apr 2002 13:38:14 GMT, Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote: > >>--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- > >> --(Tran Q. Nguyen said it like only they can.)-- > > > > they? > > This is the second time I have covered this in a week so I will just > cut and paste. > > A short falling in the english language. There is no third person non > sexual pronoun that does not reduce someone to "it" or as you pointed > out make one person into many. I wish we whould get that fixed. I > have submitted a bug reports to Webster and Wordsworth but they > bounced back with some error about them being long since dead. Well, there've certainly been enough suggestions... see http://www.panix.com/~kingdon/gender.html and http://www.aetherlumina.com/gnp/ , for example. Cheers, Philip -- Philip Newton <nos...@gmx.li> That really is my address; no need to remove anything to reply. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(Philip Newton said it like only they can.)-- > On Thu, 04 Apr 2002 13:38:14 GMT, Faux_Pseudo ><Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote: > >> >>--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- >> >> --(Tran Q. Nguyen said it like only they can.)-- >> > >> > they? >> >> This is the second time I have covered this in a week so I will just >> cut and paste. >> >> A short falling in the english language. There is no third person non >> sexual pronoun that does not reduce someone to "it" or as you pointed >> out make one person into many. I wish we whould get that fixed. I >> have submitted a bug reports to Webster and Wordsworth but they >> bounced back with some error about them being long since dead. > > Well, there've certainly been enough suggestions... see > http://www.panix.com/~kingdon/gender.html and > http://www.aetherlumina.com/gnp/ , for example. Thanks for the bookmarks. I can now post one line replys to the language nazis. And thanks for the laugh. Did you catch this on the FAQ? reminds me of app --help [...] --help prints help message [...] -- +-(faux@fugozi)-(0.01|0.04|0.00)-(03:30|Sat Apr 06)-+ cat ~/.{sig,uin} It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. - Andrew Jackson UIN=66618055
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