Scotsman

  @_____
  \_____)|      /
  /(""")\o     o
  ||*_-|||    /
   \ = / |   /
 ___) (__|  /
/ \ \_/##|\/
| |\  ###|/\
| |\\###&&&&
| (_###&&&&&>
(____|(B&&&&
   ++++\&&&/
  ###(O)###\
 ####AAA####
 ####AAA####
 ###########
 ###########
 ###########
   |_} {_|
   |_| |_|
   | | | |
ScS| | | |
   |_| |_|
  (__) (__)

Sher^  6/29/98


   ....,       ,....
 .' ,,, '.   .' ,,, '.
  .`   `.     .`   `.
 : ..... :   : ..... :
 :`~'-'-`:   :`-'-'~`:
  `.~-`.'     `.~`'.'
    ```   ___   ```
        ( . . )

         .._..
       .'     '.   ScS
      `.~~~~~~~.`
        `-...-`

Too much nightlife!

Sher^  7-2-98


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Sherry Stowers wrote:
> 
>   @_____
>   \_____)|      /
>   /(""")\o     o
>   ||*_-|||    /
>    \ = / |   /
>  ___) (__|  /
> / \ \_/##|\/
> | |\  ###|/\
> | |\\###&&&&
> | (_###&&&&&>
> (____|(B&&&&
>    ++++\&&&/
>   ###(O)###\
>  ####AAA####
>  ####AAA####
>  ###########
>  ###########
>  ###########
>    |_} {_|
>    |_| |_|
>    | | | |
> ScS| | | |
>    |_| |_|
>   (__) (__)

A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small island.

As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad
nymphet standing over him. She asks, "Would you like some food?"

The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin a bite in a week
noo and I am verra hungry!"

She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a heaping
helping of haggis. When he has choked it down, she asks, "Would you like
something to drink?"

"Och, aye! That haggis has made me verra hungry and I wad verra much
like
a drink!"

She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of
75-year-old
single-malt Scotch whiskey. The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's
in heaven when the unclad nymphet leans closer and says, "Would you like
to play around?"

"Och, lassie, don't tell me ye've got a golf course here too!"

~Gramma

Gramma <gra...@home.com> wrote in message news:383...@home.com...
> Sherry Stowers wrote:
> >
> >   @_____
> >   \_____)|      /
> >   /(""")\o     o
> >   ||*_-|||    /
> >    \ = / |   /
> >  ___) (__|  /
> > / \ \_/##|\/
> > | |\  ###|/\
> > | |\\###&&&&
> > | (_###&&&&&>
> > (____|(B&&&&
> >    ++++\&&&/
> >   ###(O)###\
> >  ####AAA####
> >  ####AAA####
> >  ###########
> >  ###########
> >  ###########
> >    |_} {_|
> >    |_| |_|
> >    | | | |
> > ScS| | | |
> >    |_| |_|
> >   (__) (__)
>
> A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small
island.
>
> As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad
> nymphet standing over him. She asks, "Would you like some food?"
>
> The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin a bite in a
week
> noo and I am verra hungry!"
>
> She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a heaping
> helping of haggis. When he has choked it down, she asks, "Would you
like
> something to drink?"
>
> "Och, aye! That haggis has made me verra hungry and I wad verra much
> like
> a drink!"
>
> She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of
> 75-year-old
> single-malt Scotch whiskey. The Scotsman is beginning to think that
he's
> in heaven when the unclad nymphet leans closer and says, "Would you
like
> to play around?"
>
> "Och, lassie, don't tell me ye've got a golf course here too!"
>
> ~Gramma
>
LOL

Sherry

On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 22:05:29 -0600, "Sherry Stowers" wrote:

>   @_____
>   \_____)|      /
>   /(""")\o     o
>   ||*_-|||    /
>    \ = / |   /
>  ___) (__|  /

Hmm, this part looks rather feminine to me.

>   ###(O)###\
>  ####AAA####
>  ####AAA####
>  ###########
>  ###########
>  ###########
>    |_} {_|

I'm not sure about this part.
They say Scotchmen have "nothing" under their kilt.
I guess Scotchwomen have even less ...

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