Re: Scotsman

Sherry Stowers wrote:
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A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small island.

As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad
nymphet standing over him. She asks, "Would you like some food?"

The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin a bite in a week
noo and I am verra hungry!"

She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a heaping
helping of haggis. When he has choked it down, she asks, "Would you like
something to drink?"

"Och, aye! That haggis has made me verra hungry and I wad verra much
like
a drink!"

She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of
75-year-old
single-malt Scotch whiskey. The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's
in heaven when the unclad nymphet leans closer and says, "Would you like
to play around?"

"Och, lassie, don't tell me ye've got a golf course here too!"

~Gramma

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