Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Nov 2001.
Joris and Sandra 2
alt.ascii-art
· 6 messages · 27 Nov 2001 - 4 Dec 2001
JORIS AND SANDRA 2
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I don't know, Annie. When Joris isn't
working, all he does is sit in this bar
or play with his computer.
\ Maybe you're
_____ lucky.
`, / _))) /
___ # /_,/\ / / 6 6 .,,,.
|/ ? /" ( ( ( \ (~~~)))
| , )\ .Y___ / / ,` __= . . ((()
/__/\ \____ \(__ / __) /_ ) (^ ))))
,- / \_/ \ / (\ ( / \_/ `( ~_((((()
|/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ / / ) ) ) / ))))))
-----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---'-----'--------,----,---------,----,-----
b'ger'-' |\/ \_/
|
Well, you know how artists
But I want him to spend are. They're pre-occupied.
more time with ME. You'll have to find some way
\ to get his attention.
_____ /
`, / _)))
___ # /_,/\ / / 6 6 .,,,.
|/ ? /" ( ( ( \ (~~~)))
| , )\ .Y___ / / ,` __= . . ((()
/__/\ \____ \(__ / __) /_ ) (^ ))))
,- / \_/ \ / (\ ( / \_/ `( ~_((((()
|/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ / / ) ) ) / ))))))
-----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---'-----'--------,----,---------,----,--\_/
b'ger'-' |\/ \_/ |
| \_/
|
I have a feeling that we'd better
head for home, Boss.
`, /
___ # /_,/\
|/ ? /" (
| , )\ .Y___ /
/__/\ \____ \(__
,- / \_/ \ / (\
|/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\
-----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---'-----'----------------------------------
b'ger'-' |\/
|\
| \
| \
\
Oh, Joris...will you come in here, please? \
\ |
Mmmpf | |
,` / _____________ | |
# ___ | '\\\\\\ | |
C \| | ' ____|_ | |
/( , | | + '||:::::: | |
___/ /\__\ | '||_____| | |
/ \_/ \ \'_______|_____| | |
/ ) / \ ___/____|___\___ | |
__( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| | |
/ '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| | |
/ \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ | |
|
|\
Joris...? | \
\ | \
_____ \
Later. (((_ \ \
/ 6 6 \ \ |
/ ) ) |
,` _____________ =__ `, \ |
# ___ | '\\\\\\ ( _\ (__ \ |
C \| | ' ____|_ ,- \ )|
/( , | | + '||:::::: (0 ,. 0 , \|
___/ /\__\ | '||_____| `-.- `-.-` \ |
/ \_/ \ \'_______|_____| \ / }|
/ ) / \ ___/____|___\___ / . ; / |
__( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| / \ / /|
/ '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| / \,/ ;/ |
/ \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ | / ; |
.` |
|\
| \
\
Oh, Ralf... \
\ \
Not again. | |
\ /(,_\ |
,` _____________ ) oo\ |
# ___ | '\\\\\\ \ ___Y. |
C \| | ' ____|_ | )/ |
/( , | | + '||:::::: __// |
___/ /\__\ | '||_____| /) \ |
/ \_/ \ \'_______|_____| /|| .| |
/ ) / \ ___/____|___\___ / || /| |
__( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| / ||/|| |
/ '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| / __||_||_ |
/ \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ (\( / ,\,\ |
||\\ \\\/\/ |
|| )) )) |
-- // |
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,. ,\\\\,,
#### #### (~~~))) Some guys are more //\\\\\\,
## ## ## ## . . ((() difficult to reach [o]-[o] \\
###### ###### (^ )))) than others. (/_ |
## ## ## ## ~_((((() / / \ , /
## ## ## ## / )))))) Wonder what software \__/
he's using.
[This is a re-post from 26-11-01. Apparently the original post
didn't get disseminated to all news servers world-wide.]
JORIS AND SANDRA 2
``````````````````
I don't know, Annie. When Joris isn't
working, all he does is sit in this bar
or play with his computer.
\ Maybe you're
_____ lucky.
`, / _))) /
___ # /_,/\ / / 6 6 .,,,.
|/ ? /" ( ( ( \ (~~~)))
| , )\ .Y___ / / ,` __= . . ((()
/__/\ \____ \(__ / __) /_ ) (^ ))))
,- / \_/ \ / (\ ( / \_/ `( ~_((((()
|/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ / / ) ) ) / ))))))
-----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---'-----'--------,----,---------,----,-----
b'ger'-' |\/ \_/
|
Well, you know how artists
But I want him to spend are. They're pre-occupied.
more time with ME. You'll have to find some way
\ to get his attention.
_____ /
`, / _)))
___ # /_,/\ / / 6 6 .,,,.
|/ ? /" ( ( ( \ (~~~)))
| , )\ .Y___ / / ,` __= . . ((()
/__/\ \____ \(__ / __) /_ ) (^ ))))
,- / \_/ \ / (\ ( / \_/ `( ~_((((()
|/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ / / ) ) ) / ))))))
-----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---'-----'--------,----,---------,----,--\_/
b'ger'-' |\/ \_/ |
| \_/
|
I have a feeling that we'd better
head for home, Boss.
`, /
___ # /_,/\
|/ ? /" (
| , )\ .Y___ /
/__/\ \____ \(__
,- / \_/ \ / (\
|/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\
-----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---'-----'----------------------------------
b'ger'-' |\/
|\
| \
| \
\
Oh, Joris...will you come in here, please? \
\ |
Mmmpf | |
,` / _____________ | |
# ___ | '\\\\\\ | |
C \| | ' ____|_ | |
/( , | | + '||:::::: | |
___/ /\__\ | '||_____| | |
/ \_/ \ \'_______|_____| | |
/ ) / \ ___/____|___\___ | |
__( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| | |
/ '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| | |
/ \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ | |
|
|\
Joris...? | \
\ | \
_____ \
Later. (((_ \ \
/ 6 6 \ \ |
/ ) ) |
,` _____________ =__ `, \ |
# ___ | '\\\\\\ ( _\ (__ \ |
C \| | ' ____|_ ,- \ )|
/( , | | + '||:::::: (0 ,. 0 , \|
___/ /\__\ | '||_____| `-.- `-.-` \ |
/ \_/ \ \'_______|_____| \ / }|
/ ) / \ ___/____|___\___ / . ; / |
__( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| / \ / /|
/ '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| / \,/ ;/ |
/ \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ | / ; |
.` |
|\
| \
\
Oh, Ralf... \
\ \
Not again. | |
\ /(,_\ |
,` _____________ ) oo\ |
# ___ | '\\\\\\ \ ___Y. |
C \| | ' ____|_ | )/ |
/( , | | + '||:::::: __// |
___/ /\__\ | '||_____| /) \ |
/ \_/ \ \'_______|_____| /|| .| |
/ ) / \ ___/____|___\___ / || /| |
__( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| / ||/|| |
/ '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| / __||_||_ |
/ \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ (\( / ,\,\ |
||\\ \\\/\/ |
|| )) )) |
-- // |
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,. ,\\\\,,
#### #### (~~~))) Some guys are more //\\\\\\,
## ## ## ## . . ((() difficult to reach [o]-[o] \\
###### ###### (^ )))) than others. (/_ |
## ## ## ## ~_((((() / / \ , /
## ## ## ## / )))))) Wonder what software \__/
he's using.
<ann...@oal.com> wrote in message news:u0d...@corp.supernews.com... > > [This is a re-post from 26-11-01. Apparently the original post > didn't get disseminated to all news servers world-wide.] I saw it the first time .. and liked it > Well, you know how artists > But I want him to spend are. They're pre-occupied. > more time with ME. You'll have to find some way > \ to get his attention. > _____ / > `, / _))) > ___ # /_,/\ / / 6 6 .,,,. > |/ ? /" ( ( ( \ (~~~))) > | , )\ .Y___ / / ,` __= . . ((() > /__/\ \____ \(__ / __) /_ ) (^ )))) > ,- / \_/ \ / (\ ( / \_/ `( ~_((((() > |/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ / / ) ) ) / )))))) > -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---'-----'--------,----,---------,----,--\_/ > b'ger'-' |\/ \_/ | > | \_/ > | I tought she would do some thing geeky .. computerrelated to get him to respond .. that works with most computergeeks. I can recommend this .. once you beat him at his favourite game he will be much more inclined to stop gaming and come to bed .. you might be more inclined to continue gaming though :) > > I have a feeling that we'd better > head for home, Boss. > `, / > ___ # /_,/\ > |/ ? /" ( > | , )\ .Y___ / > /__/\ \____ \(__ > ,- / \_/ \ / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ > -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---'-----'---------------------------------- > b'ger'-' |\/ Ralf and Joris are friends .. it's not like a employer/employee relationsship .. at least not as I see it. > > > |. > | `. > | `. > `. > Oh, Joris...will you come in here, please? `. > \ | > Mmmpf | | > ,` / _____________ | | > # ___ | '\\\\\\ | | > C \| | ' ____|_ | | > /( , | | + '||:::::: | | > ___/ /\__\ | '||_____| | | > / \_/ \ \'_______|_____| | | > / ) / \ ___/____|___\___ | | > __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| | | > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| | | > / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ | | > | I altered the doorway > |\ > Joris...? | \ > \ | \ > _____ \ > Later. (((_ \ \ > / 6 6 \ \ | > / ) ) | > ,` _____________ =__ `, \ | > # ___ | '\\\\\\ ( _\ (__ \ | > C \| | ' ____|_ ,- \ )| > /( , | | + '||:::::: (0 ,. 0 , \| > ___/ /\__\ | '||_____| `-.- `-.-` \ | > / \_/ \ \'_______|_____| \ / }| > / ) / \ ___/____|___\___ / . ; / | > __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| / \ / /| > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| / \,/ ;/ | > / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ | / ; | > .` | Come on Joris ! .. WAKE UP !.. Check out her GUI , do some Input/Output and make that upload ! > |\ > | \ > \ > Oh, Ralf... \ > \ \ > Not again. | | > \ /(,_\ | > ,` _____________ ) oo\ | > # ___ | '\\\\\\ \ ___Y. | > C \| | ' ____|_ | )/ | > /( , | | + '||:::::: __// | > ___/ /\__\ | '||_____| /) \ | > / \_/ \ \'_______|_____| /|| .| | > / ) / \ ___/____|___\___ / || /| | > __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| / ||/|| | > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| / __||_||_ | > / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ (\( / ,\,\ | > ||\\ \\\/\/ | > || )) )) | > -- // | I hope he was running in protected mode > Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist Some people still have trouble believing that .. you are simply too intellingent. Pictures! .. PROOF! Gotta get to bed - It's my birthday and I will get presents ( I hope ) when I wake up. - CeeJay
On Fri, 30 Nov 2001 01:11:31 +0100, "CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> provoked the following text: >> |\ >> Joris...? | \ >> \ | \ >> _____ \ >> Later. (((_ \ \ >> / 6 6 \ \ | >> / ) ) | >> ,` _____________ =__ `, \ | >> # ___ | '\\\\\\ ( _\ (__ \ | >> C \| | ' ____|_ ,- \ )| >> /( , | | + '||:::::: (0 ,. 0 , \| >> ___/ /\__\ | '||_____| `-.- `-.-` \ | >> / \_/ \ \'_______|_____| \ / }| >> / ) / \ ___/____|___\___ / . ; / | >> __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| / \ / /| >> / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| / \,/ ;/ | >> / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ | / ; | >> .` | > >Come on Joris ! .. WAKE UP !.. >Check out her GUI , do some Input/Output and make that upload ! But don't get get caught in promiscuous mode or there may be some interrupt conflicts. Same may happen if you try to share I/O ports. >> Oh, Ralf... \ >> \ \ >> Not again. | | >> \ /(,_\ | >> ,` _____________ ) oo\ | >> # ___ | '\\\\\\ \ ___Y. | >> C \| | ' ____|_ | )/ | >> /( , | | + '||:::::: __// | >> ___/ /\__\ | '||_____| /) \ | >> / \_/ \ \'_______|_____| /|| .| | >> / ) / \ ___/____|___\___ / || /| | >> __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| / ||/|| | >> / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| / __||_||_ | >> / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ (\( / ,\,\ | >> ||\\ \\\/\/ | >> || )) )) | >> -- // | > >I hope he was running in protected mode > >> Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > >Some people still have trouble believing that .. you are simply too >intellingent. >Pictures! .. PROOF! Word! She truly Excels in this art, we are lucky to have Access to her art and i'm on the Outlook for more. I'll have to give several Powerpoints for this one! People at the Office like it too. >Gotta get to bed - It's my birthday and I will get presents ( I hope ) when I >wake up. >- CeeJay Ah, in that case: Wacky birthday!! (I'm sorry, i've messed up the cake, here's a loaf of bread.) .-;-----. ,-----. .-'/////////`. .-'///////`. .-'/////////////.+'////////////\ .'////////////_.-'////////////////) .-'///////////.-'//////////////////// ,-'---.///////,-'---.////////////////,' ,' `.///,' `.///////////.-' / \// \///////.-'//| ( V )//_.-'/////| \ /.-'/////////| `. ,-'////////////| | |///////////////| | |///////////////| | |///////////////| | |/////////////.-' | |/////////_.-' | |//////.-' | |//_.-' |___________________.-' -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Castrate my email adress to reply. "I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."
ann...@oal.com wrote: > > JORIS AND SANDRA 2 > `````````````````` [snip] > > I have a feeling that we'd better > head for home, Boss. > `, / > ___ # /_,/\ > |/ ? /" ( > | , )\ .Y___ / > /__/\ \____ \(__ > ,- / \_/ \ / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ > -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---'-----'---------------------------------- > b'ger'-' |\/ > Cats don't have bosses. They just hang around with people they like. \ As long as they have | a comfortable couch... \ `, \ ___ # /_,/\ |/ ? /" ( | , )\ .Y___ / /__/\ \____ \(__ ,- / \_/ \ / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\------'-----' '-' |\/ b'ger > |\ > | \ > | \ > \ > Oh, Joris...will you come in here, please? \ > \ | > Mmmpf | | > ,` / _____________ | | > # ___ | '\\\\\\ | | > C \| | ' ____|_ | | > /( , | | + '||:::::: | | > ___/ /\__\ | '||_____| | | > / \_/ \ \'_______|_____| | | > / ) / \ ___/____|___\___ | | > __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| | | > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| | | > / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ | | > | > Bwaaaahahahahah! it's sooooooooo true. :D joris
On 2001-12-03 svz...@xs4all.nl said:
>Cats don't have bosses. They just hang around with people they like.
Yes. The word 'Boss' was used in an English idiomatic
('slang') way...like 'Chief,' or 'Pal.'
> > Sandra: 'Oh, Joris...will you come in here, please?'
> >
> > Joris: 'Mmmpf'
>
>Bwaaaahahahahah! it's sooooooooo true.
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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###### ###### (^ ))))
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