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THE MASTERMINDS

THE MASTERMINDS

alt.ascii-art · 16 messages · 7 Sep 2002 - 21 Sep 2002
JRO <twe...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 7 Sep 2002 07:52 · permalink · report
 THE MASTERMINDS_________________________________________by JRO
|______________________________________________________________|
||                             ||                             ||
||      "Osama! Osama! You     ||                             ||
||       must wait for me!"    ||                             ||
||               /             ||                             ||
||        .-"-.                ||         .-""-.              ||
||       / _.- \               ||         |    /              ||
||       \/o_o\/  /\           ||         (`--')              ||
||      .-|/O\|-./\|           ||         /`--'\              ||
||     /  \   /    \           ||        /`-.   \             ||
||    |  |\`-'/|   /           ||       /        \            ||
||____|   \\_/ /  | ___________||_______|        |____________||
||    |    \__/\  \_           ||       |-.   .' |            ||
||    \     || _\   \          ||       |        |            ||
||     \___/)(__)`--'          ||       | :,     |            ||
||_____________________________||_______\________/____________||
|______________________________________________________________|
||                             ||                             ||
||       "We have learned      ||       "Camels carry         ||
||       the most terrible     ||              SYPHILIS!"     ||
||                 news!"      ||   .-""-.      \             ||
||    .-""-.       /           ||   \ .--.|        .-"-.      ||
||    \ .--.|   .-"-.          ||    ( o_o(       / _.- \     ||
||     ( o_o(  /_.--'\         ||    /\/-\|       \/o_o\/     ||
||     /\/-\|  \'__`-/  /\     ||   /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.    ||
||    /  \_/ \.-'   `-./\|     ||  /  |   | \   /  \   /  \   ||
||   /  |   |/         \ \     ||__|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \__||
||___|  \   |           \/_____||  |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |  ||
||   |   \_||           |      ||  |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||
||   |   ||/|           |      ||  |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||
||   |   || \           |      ||  \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||
||   \__/__)\\       ,-'       ||                             ||
||____________`-.__.-'_________||_____________________________||
||____________________________________________________________||
||                           ||                               ||
||                           ||    "ALLAH, BE MERCIFUL!!!"    ||
||                           ||         /        \            ||
||   .-""-.                  ||        /          \           ||
||  \ .--.|        .-"-.     ||   .-""-.                      ||
||   ( X_X(       / _.- \    ||   \ .--.|          .-"-.      ||
||   /\/-\|       \/X_X\/    ||/(  ( -_-(  )\     / _.- \     ||
||  /  \_/ \     .-|/-\|-.   ||\/\ /\/o\| /\/ /\  \/-_-\/  /\ ||
|| /  |   | \   /  \   /  \  ||/  \  \_/ \  \ |/\.-|/O\|-./\| ||
||_|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \_||\___ |   | __/ /   /\   /\   \ ||
|| |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  | ||  |  \   / |   \  | \`-'/ \  / ||
|| |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   | || /   |___\ |   |  |  \_/  /  \ ||
|| |   ||\  |  \     |/    / |||  __/   |  \ /  /|  /_\  \   |||
|| \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/  |||_/\__/\__\__/_.-\__/   \__/._\||
||___________________________||_______________________________||
|_____________________________________________________jro/'02__|




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        Coming to see you soon!

--<-(JRO eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->--
>  THE MASTERMINDS_________________________________________by JRO
>||                             ||                             ||
>||       "We have learned      ||       "Camels carry         ||
>||       the most terrible     ||              SYPHILIS!"     ||
>||                 news!"      ||   .-""-.      \             ||
>||    .-""-.       /           ||   \ .--.|        .-"-.      ||

How dare you perpetrate a culturally insensative joke like that.
I almost sprayed port wine all over my laptop from laughing so hard.
:)


==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo

-- 
 .-'))    _  UIN= 66618055  _    (('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that 
' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
 ((,,_;'.;'                 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
       ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._))        | - Andrew Jackson

On Sat, 7 Sep 2002, JRO wrote:

>  THE MASTERMINDS_________________________________________by JRO
> |______________________________________________________________|
> ||                             ||                             ||
> ||      "Osama! Osama! You     ||                             ||
> ||       must wait for me!"    ||                             ||
> ||               /             ||                             ||
> ||        .-"-.                ||         .-""-.              ||
> ||       / _.- \               ||         |    /              ||
> ||       \/o_o\/  /\           ||         (`--')              ||
> ||      .-|/O\|-./\|           ||         /`--'\              ||
> ||     /  \   /    \           ||        /`-.   \             ||


	This was absolutely fabulous! Thank you!!! I will have to show it
to some friends! Into the "Save" file it goes!

- TAL,
who will actually come out with some ascii work again some time

JRO schreef:

> THE MASTERMINDS_________________________________________by JRO
<snip>

ROFL, very good!
-- 
Dennis K.

    Wise sayings often fall on barren ground
    But a kind word is never thrown away

lament <ord...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 7 Sep 2002 16:57 · permalink · report
On Sat, 07 Sep 2002 00:52:35 -0700, JRO wrote:

> [comic]


Political and racist.

Although definitely not as bad as the original comic.

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    .    _________
    |\  |         |
    | \ |  Die,   |
   /   \| Raghead |
  / # # |  Scum   |
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/    |    '-||
| .  |  .-__|{
| |  |  |   ||
|_\  |  /   ||
  |    -|   ||
  |     |   ||
  \-____\   ||
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JRO <twe...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 16 Sep 2002 03:15 · permalink · report
 THE_MASTERMINDS_____________________________________________by_JRO
 | ______________________________  ______________________________ |
 ||  You Americans are a puzzle  ||                              ||
 ||    to us Fundamentalist      || Indeed, yes! You worry and   ||
 ||      Mahomedan types!        || wonder just WHERE do we find ||
 ||         /                    ||  all these suicide bombers.  ||
 ||        /                     ||              \               ||
 ||  .-""-.                      ||  .-""-.       \              ||
 ||  \ .--.|        .-"-.        ||  \ .--.|        .-"-.        ||
 ||   ( o_o(       / _.- \       ||   ( o_o(       / _.- \       ||
 ||   /\/o\|       \/o_o\/       ||   /\/-\|   /\  \/o_o\/       ||
 ||  /  \_/ \     .-|/-\|-.      ||  /  \_/ \  |/\.-|/o\|-.      ||
 || /  |   | \   /  \   /  \     || /  |   | \ /    \   /  \     ||
 ||_|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \____||_|  \   / |_\   |\`-'/|  \____||
 || |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |    || |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |    ||
 || |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |    || |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |    ||
 || |   ||\  |  \     |/    /    || |   ||\  |  \     |/    /    ||
 || \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/     || \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/     ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 | ______________________________  ______________________________ |
 ||                              ||  Has it NEVER occured to     ||
 ||                              ||   you how the average        ||
 ||        A-yuk! A-yuk!         ||   camel-jockey is forced     ||
 ||        A-yuk! A-yuk!         ||      to live?                ||
 ||          /      \            ||          /   Engage your     ||
 ||    .-""-.        \           ||    .-""-.  oversized brains! ||
 ||    \ .--.|        .-"-.      ||    \ .--.|      \ .-"-.      ||
 || /(  ( -_-(  )\   / _.- \     ||     ( o_o(       / _.- \     ||
 || \/\ /\/o\| /\/\  \/-_-\/  /\ ||     /\/o\|       \/o_o\/     ||
 || /  \  \_/ \  \/\.-|/o\|-./\| ||    /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.    ||
 || \___ |   | __/    \   /    \ ||   /  |   | \   /  \   /  \   ||
 ||___|  \   / |_\   | `-' |   /_||___|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \__||
 ||   |   \_|  |  |   \    /  |  ||   |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |  ||
 ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||
 ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||
 ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 | ______________________________  ______________________________ |
 ||                              ||                              ||
 ||  Fools! We keep them in      ||                              ||
 ||   poverty, and we don't      ||  We don't allow them any     ||
 ||   allow them any beer!       ||      booze, either!          ||
 ||           /                  ||                \             ||
 ||    .-""-.                    ||     .-""-.      \            ||
 ||    \ .--.|        .-"-.      ||     \ .--.|        .-"-.     ||
 ||     ( o_o( )\    / _.- \     ||      ( o_o(       / _.- \    ||
 ||     /\/o\|/\/    \/o_o\/     ||      /\/-\|       \/o_o\/    ||
 ||    /  \_//  \   .-|/-\|-.    ||     /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.   ||
 ||   /  |   | _/  /  \   /  \   ||    /  |   | \   /  \   /  \  ||
 ||___|  \   / |__|  | `-' |  \__||____|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \_||
 ||   |   \_|  |  |   \    /  |  ||    |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  | ||
 ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||    |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   | ||
 ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||    |   ||\  |  \     |/    / ||
 ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||    \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/  ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 | ______________________________  ______________________________ |
 ||                              || There is NO television! They ||
 || They CANNOT go to            ||   may NOT listen to music!   ||
 ||  a titty bar!                ||          /                   ||
 ||       /       RIGHT!         ||         / Britany Spears -   ||
 ||  .-""-.          \           ||   .-""-.    NO! NO!          ||
 ||  \ .--.|        .-"-.        ||   \ .--.|     \  .-"-.       ||
 ||   ( o_o(       / _.- \       ||    ( o_o(       / _.- \      ||
 ||   /\/o\|       \/o_o\/  /\   ||    /\/o\|       \/o_o\/      ||
 ||  /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-./\|   ||   /  \_/ \     .-|/O\|-.     ||
 || /  |   | \   /  \   /    \   ||  /  |   | \   /  \   /  \    ||
 ||_|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|   /___|| _|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \___||
 || |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |    ||  |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |   ||
 || |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |    ||  |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |   ||
 || |   ||\  |  \     |/    /    ||  |   ||\  |  \     |/    /   ||
 || \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/     ||  \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/    ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 | ______________________________  ______________________________ |
 ||                              ||                              ||
 ||   NO radio! NO internet!     || NO baseball, football, golf, ||
 ||    NO Hollywood movies!      ||   hockey, or basketball!     ||
 ||         /                    ||          /                   ||
 ||  .-""-.                      ||   .-""-.                     ||
 ||  \ .--.|        .-"-.        ||   \ .--.|        .-"-.       ||
 ||   ( o_o(       / _.- \       ||/(  ( o_o(  )\   / _.- \      ||
 ||   /\/O\|       \/o_o\/       ||\/\ /\/o\| /\/   \/o_o\/      ||
 ||  /  \_/ \     .-|/-\|-.      ||/  \  \_/ \  \  .-|/-\|-.     ||
 || /  |   | \   /  \   /  \     ||\___ |   | __/ /  \   /  \    ||
 ||_|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \____||__|  \   / |__|  | `-' |  \___||
 || |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |    ||  |   \_|  |  |   \    /  |   ||
 || |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |    ||  |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |   ||
 || |   ||\  |  \     |/    /    ||  |   ||\  |  \     |/    /   ||
 || \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/     ||  \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/    ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 | ______________________________  ______________________________ |
 ||                              ||                              ||
 ||                              || NO hotdogs, NO hamburgers,   ||
 ||        NO tailgating at      ||  and NO BBQ pork ribs!       ||
 ||         Superbowl-mania!     ||         /                    ||
 ||  .-""-.        \             ||   .-""-.   NO FISHSTICKS!    ||
 ||  \ .--.|        .-"-.        ||   \ .--.|     \  .-"-.       ||
 ||   ( o_o(       / _.- \       ||    ( o_o(       / _.- \      ||
 ||   /\/-\|       \/o_o\/  /\   ||    /\/O\|       \/o_o\/      ||
 ||  /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-./\|   ||   /  \_/ \     .-|/O\|-.     ||
 || /  |   | \   /  \   /    \   ||  /  |   | \   /  \   /  \    ||
 ||_|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|   /___|| _|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \___||
 || |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |    ||  |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |   ||
 || |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |    ||  |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |   ||
 || |   ||\  |  \     |/    /    ||  |   ||\  |  \     |/    /   ||
 || \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/     ||  \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/    ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 | ______________________________  ______________________________ |
 ||                              ||                              ||
 ||  They COULD watch soccer     ||                              ||
 || games in one of our United   || ...But since we are always   ||
 || Nations-supplied stadiums... || having EXECUTIONS in them... ||
 ||           /                  ||          /                   ||
 ||    .-""-.        A-yuk, yuk! ||     .-""-.They'll never know!||
 ||    \ .--.|        .-"-. /    ||     \ .--.|     \  .-"-.     ||
 ||     ( o_o( /\    / _.- \     ||      ( o_o(       / _.- \    ||
 ||     /\/o\|/\(    \/-_-\/     ||      /\/o\|       \/o_o\/    ||
 ||    /  \_//  \   .-|/o\|-.    ||     /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.   ||
 ||   /  |   | _/  /  \   /  \   ||    /  |   | \   /  \   /  \  ||
 ||___|  \   / |__|  | `-' |  \__||____|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \_||
 ||   |   \_|  |  |   \    /  |  ||    |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  | ||
 ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||    |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   | ||
 ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||    |   ||\  |  \     |/    / ||
 ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||    \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/  ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 | ______________________________  ______________________________ |
 ||                              ||                              ||
 ||                              ||  And did you know that we    ||
 ||        A-yuk! A-yuk!         ||  don't allow our "people"    ||
 ||        A-yuk! A-yuk!         ||   to shave! Worse yet -      ||
 ||          /      \            ||               \              ||
 ||    .-""-.        \           ||    .-""-.      \             ||
 ||    \ .--.|        .-"-.      ||    \ .--.|        .-"-.      ||
 || /(  ( -_-(  )\   / _.- \     ||     ( o_o(       / _.- \     ||
 || \/\ /\/O\| /\/\  \/-_-\/  /\ ||     /\/-\|   )\  \/o_o\/     ||
 || /  \  \_/ \  \/\.-|/O\|-./\| ||    /  \_/ \  |/\.-|/o\|-.    ||
 || \___ |   | __/    \   /    \ ||   /  |   | \ /    \   /  \   ||
 ||___|  \   / |_\   | `-' |   /_||___|  \   / |_\   |\`-'/|  \__||
 ||   |   \_|  |  |   \    /  |  ||   |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |  ||
 ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||
 ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||
 ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 ||______________________________  ______________________________||
 ||                              ||                              ||
 ||                              ||They can't shower, to wash    ||
 ||   - We don't allow their     ||off the smell of dinner!      ||
 ||       WIVES to shave!        ||     \      Which is usually  ||
 ||        /                     ||      \   donkey, cooked over ||
 ||  .-""-.                      ||    .-""-. a camel-dung fire! ||
 ||  \ .--.|        .-"-.        ||    \ .--.|     \  .-"-.      ||
 ||   ( o_o(       / _.- \       ||     ( o_o(       / _.- \     ||
 ||   /\/o\|       \/o_o\/       ||     /\/o\|       \/o_o\/     ||
 ||  /  \_/ \     .-|/-\|-.      ||    /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.    ||
 || /  |   | \   /  \   /  \     ||   /  |   | \   /  \   /  \   ||
 ||_|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \ ___||___|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \__||
 || |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |    ||   |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |  ||
 || |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |    ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||
 || |   ||\  |  \     |/    /    ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||
 || \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/     ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 ||______________________________  ______________________________||
 || They must wear RAGS for      ||                              ||
 || clothes and hats!            ||We don't allow them to pick   ||
 ||        /  Baggy dresses and  ||  their own brides!           ||
 ||       /    veils for women!  ||       /   Somebody else does ||
 ||  .-""-.          \           ||   .-""-.  that - FOR THEM!   ||
 ||  \ .--.|        .-"-.        ||   \ .--.|     \  .-"-.       ||
 ||   ( o_o(       / _.- \       ||    ( o_o(       / _.- \      ||
 ||   /\/o\|       \/o_o\/       ||    /\/o\|       \/o_o\/      ||
 ||  /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.      ||   /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.     ||
 || /  |   | \   /  \   /  \     ||  /  |   | \   /  \   /  \    ||
 ||_|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \ ___|| _|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \___||
 || |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |    ||  |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |   ||
 || |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |    ||  |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |   ||
 || |   ||\  |  \     |/    /    ||  |   ||\  |  \     |/    /   ||
 || \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/     ||  \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/    ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 | ______________________________  ______________________________ |
 ||                              ||                              ||
 || And their BRIDES smell a lot ||                              ||
 ||  like their donkey does!     ||  Except the DONKEY usually   ||
 ||          /                   ||  has a BETTER disposition!   ||
 ||         /                    ||               \              ||
 ||    .-""-.                    ||     .-""-.     \             ||
 ||    \ .--.|        .-"-.      ||     \ .--.|        .-"-.     ||
 ||     ( o_o(       / _.- \     ||      ( o_o(       / _.- \    ||
 ||     /\/o\|       \/o_o\/     ||      /\/-\|       \/o_o\/    ||
 ||    /  \_/ \     .-|/-\|-.    ||     /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.   ||
 ||   /  |   | \   /  \   /  \   ||    /  |   | \   /  \   /  \  ||
 ||___|  \   / |__|  | `-' |  \__||____|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \_||
 ||   |   \_|  |  |   \    /  |  ||    |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  | ||
 ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||    |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   | ||
 ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||    |   ||\  |  \     |/    / ||
 ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||    \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/  ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 | ______________________________  ______________________________ |
 ||                              ||                              ||
 || And to top things off, we    ||                              ||
 ||  keep a guy WAILING at them  ||   YES! And they must act     ||
 ||  from a tower, all day long! ||  RESPECTFUL, while he does!  ||
 ||         /                    ||               \              ||
 ||    .-""-.                    ||     .-""-.     \             ||
 ||    \ .--.|        .-"-.      ||     \ .--.|        .-"-.     ||
 ||     ( o_o( /(    / _.- \     ||      ( o_o(       / _.- \    ||
 ||     /\/o\|/\|    \/o_o\/     ||      /\/-\|       \/o_o\/    ||
 ||    /  \_//  \   .-|/-\|-.    ||     /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.   ||
 ||   /  |   | _/  /  \   /  \   ||    /  |   | \   /  \   /  \  ||
 ||___|  \   / |__|  | `-' |  \__||____|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \_||
 ||   |   \_|  |  |   \    /  |  ||    |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  | ||
 ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||    |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   | ||
 ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||    |   ||\  |  \     |/    / ||
 ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||    \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/  ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 | ______________________________  ______________________________ |
 || During the entire life of the||                              ||
 || typical, peon camel-jockey,  ||     And THAT'S how we find   ||
 || WE tell him things will be   ||      suicide terrorists!     ||
 ||  better, WHEN HE IS DEAD!    ||                  \           ||
 ||          /                   ||                   \          ||
 ||    .-""-.                    ||    .-""-.                    ||
 ||    \ .--.|        .-"-.      ||    \ .--.|        .-"-.      ||
 || /(  ( o_o(  )\   / _.- \     ||     ( o_o(       / _.- \     ||
 || \/\ /\/o\| /\/   \/o_o\/     ||     /\/-\|       \/o_o\/     ||
 || /  \  \_/ \  \  .-|/-\|-.    ||    /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.    ||
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"When I smoke a pipe, I prefer a Peterson's."

lament <ord...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 16 Sep 2002 15:55 · permalink · report
On Sun, 15 Sep 2002 20:15:34 -0700, JRO wrote:

> [a MASTERMINDS comic]

Oh, yeah. Let's pick a major world religion and make fun of its
followers! That never gets old! Especially on the Internet, where
no one can actually come and kick your ass afterwards.

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JRO <twe...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 16 Sep 2002 21:27 · permalink · report
"lament" <ord...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:pan...@yahoo.com...
> On Sun, 15 Sep 2002 20:15:34 -0700, JRO wrote:
>
> > [a MASTERMINDS comic]
>
> Oh, yeah. Let's pick a major world religion and make fun of its
> followers! That never gets old! Especially on the Internet, where
> no one can actually come and kick your ass afterwards.
>
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                         Gosh!
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I know what the deal is!
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   He must be from Berkley!
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http://www.yaf.org/press/08_30_02.html


So why don't
you stay off      Because he ENJOYS
these threads?     being offended!
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Oh, and Sonny...     The Boss is just as
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Cthulhu <spa...@rlyeh.it> 16 Sep 2002 21:47 · permalink · report
lament <ord...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Oh, yeah. Let's pick a major world religion and make fun of its
> followers!

Well, so...

><(oO)>  Cthulhu
> /||\   Fhtagn!

... try that whith THIS religion.

	invitatamente,
	   Cthulhu

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		     <cthulhu (at) rlyeh (dot) it>

Your posts makes me want to take a pilot's certificate.

-- 
Kristian Thy
BSc, Geoinformatics

JRO <twe...@hotmail.com> 17 Sep 2002 07:57 · permalink · report
"Kristian Thy" <th...@it-c.dk> wrote in message news:am5jlu$2t38m$1...@ID-157676.news.dfncis.de...
> Your posts makes me want to take a pilot's certificate.
>
> --
> Kristian Thy
> BSc, Geoinformatics



It seems so many of you third-worlders want to get into aviation, lately.


JRO

Kristian Thy <th...@it-c.dk> ASCII art 17 Sep 2002 21:02 · permalink · report
Martin Schmitz wrote:

> In comparison with Denmark surely the USA would be the third-world!

Thanks for the kind words :-)
It's nice to see that someone can think for themselves.

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Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> ASCII art 17 Sep 2002 21:41 · permalink · report
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| In comparison with Denmark surely the USA would be the third-world!

I was there for 2 months once.  I will stick to America.

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"Kristian Thy" <th...@it-c.dk> wrote in message
news:am857d$3l2tp$1...@ID-157676.news.dfncis.de...
> Martin Schmitz wrote:
>
> > In comparison with Denmark surely the USA would be the third-world!
>
> Thanks for the kind words :-)
> It's nice to see that someone can think for themselves.

It's a JOKE .. get over it Kristian.
For whats it's worth JRO , this "third-worlder" thought it was pretty funny
:)

Kind Regards
CeeJay

"lament" <ord...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan...@yahoo.com...
> On Sat, 07 Sep 2002 00:52:35 -0700, JRO wrote:
>
> > [comic]
>
>
> Political and racist.

..
Yeah *sigh*
I loved it too :D !
Darn funny one JRO .. Darn funny !

Kind Regards
CeeJay

JRO <twe...@hotmail.com> 21 Sep 2002 02:56 · permalink · report
"CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb REMOVEthisSPAMfilterTOreply .net> wrote in message
news:3d8a03ae$0$49675$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk...

> It's a JOKE .. get over it Kristian.
> For whats it's worth JRO , this "third-worlder" thought it was pretty funny
> :)
>
> Kind Regards
> CeeJay


Dear CeeJay,

Don't fuck the comedy up. If you were to educate these flamers, the fun would
go out of it. They NEED to feel they are making a difference in the world.
You risk ruining their whole day, by pointing shit like this out to them.

You are a cruel, racist pig. Your bigotry against Homo Ignoramous disgusts me.
What does it matter to you, that they are different? - NOTHING; you just like
to hurt people. I've watched you since you first turned up on this newsgroup, and
that's about all you've ever done...

Where do people like you come from?

I know where - fucking. That's where people like YOU come from.

Please leave my immaculately concieved little pals alone. Go post
to alt.kill.the.disillusioned, and be done with it.

Be good,
 Johnny






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