THE MASTERMINDS
THE_MASTERMINDS_____________________________________________by_JRO
| ______________________________ ______________________________ |
|| You Americans are a puzzle || ||
|| to us Fundamentalist || Indeed, yes! You worry and ||
|| Mahomedan types! || wonder just WHERE do we find ||
|| / || all these suicide bombers. ||
|| / || \ ||
|| .-""-. || .-""-. \ ||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. ||
|| ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || /\/-\| /\ \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ |/\.-|/o\|-. ||
|| / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \____||_| \ / |_\ |\`-'/| \____||
|| | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
| ______________________________ ______________________________ |
|| || Has it NEVER occured to ||
|| || you how the average ||
|| A-yuk! A-yuk! || camel-jockey is forced ||
|| A-yuk! A-yuk! || to live? ||
|| / \ || / Engage your ||
|| .-""-. \ || .-""-. oversized brains! ||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. ||
|| /( ( -_-( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| \/\ /\/o\| /\/\ \/-_-\/ /\ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \ \_/ \ \/\.-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. ||
|| \___ | | __/ \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||___| \ / |_\ | `-' | /_||___| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \__||
|| | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
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|| || ||
|| Fools! We keep them in || ||
|| poverty, and we don't || We don't allow them any ||
|| allow them any beer! || booze, either! ||
|| / || \ ||
|| .-""-. || .-""-. \ ||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. ||
|| ( o_o( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| /\/o\|/\/ \/o_o\/ || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_// \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. ||
|| / | | _/ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||___| \ / |__| | `-' | \__||____| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \_||
|| | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
| ______________________________ ______________________________ |
|| || There is NO television! They ||
|| They CANNOT go to || may NOT listen to music! ||
|| a titty bar! || / ||
|| / RIGHT! || / Britany Spears - ||
|| .-""-. \ || .-""-. NO! NO! ||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. ||
|| ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| /\/o\| \/o_o\/ /\ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/O\|-. ||
|| / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| /___|| _| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \___||
|| | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
| ______________________________ ______________________________ |
|| || ||
|| NO radio! NO internet! || NO baseball, football, golf, ||
|| NO Hollywood movies! || hockey, or basketball! ||
|| / || / ||
|| .-""-. || .-""-. ||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. ||
|| ( o_o( / _.- \ ||/( ( o_o( )\ / _.- \ ||
|| /\/O\| \/o_o\/ ||\/\ /\/o\| /\/ \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. ||/ \ \_/ \ \ .-|/-\|-. ||
|| / | | \ / \ / \ ||\___ | | __/ / \ / \ ||
||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \____||__| \ / |__| | `-' | \___||
|| | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
| ______________________________ ______________________________ |
|| || ||
|| || NO hotdogs, NO hamburgers, ||
|| NO tailgating at || and NO BBQ pork ribs! ||
|| Superbowl-mania! || / ||
|| .-""-. \ || .-""-. NO FISHSTICKS! ||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. ||
|| ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| /\/-\| \/o_o\/ /\ || /\/O\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/O\|-. ||
|| / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| /___|| _| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \___||
|| | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
| ______________________________ ______________________________ |
|| || ||
|| They COULD watch soccer || ||
|| games in one of our United || ...But since we are always ||
|| Nations-supplied stadiums... || having EXECUTIONS in them... ||
|| / || / ||
|| .-""-. A-yuk, yuk! || .-""-.They'll never know!||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. / || \ .--.| \ .-"-. ||
|| ( o_o( /\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| /\/o\|/\( \/-_-\/ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_// \ .-|/o\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. ||
|| / | | _/ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||___| \ / |__| | `-' | \__||____| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \_||
|| | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
| ______________________________ ______________________________ |
|| || ||
|| || And did you know that we ||
|| A-yuk! A-yuk! || don't allow our "people" ||
|| A-yuk! A-yuk! || to shave! Worse yet - ||
|| / \ || \ ||
|| .-""-. \ || .-""-. \ ||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. ||
|| /( ( -_-( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| \/\ /\/O\| /\/\ \/-_-\/ /\ || /\/-\| )\ \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \ \_/ \ \/\.-|/O\|-./\| || / \_/ \ |/\.-|/o\|-. ||
|| \___ | | __/ \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||___| \ / |_\ | `-' | /_||___| \ / |_\ |\`-'/| \__||
|| | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
||______________________________ ______________________________||
|| || ||
|| ||They can't shower, to wash ||
|| - We don't allow their ||off the smell of dinner! ||
|| WIVES to shave! || \ Which is usually ||
|| / || \ donkey, cooked over ||
|| .-""-. || .-""-. a camel-dung fire! ||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. ||
|| ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. ||
|| / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \ ___||___| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \__||
|| | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
||______________________________ ______________________________||
|| They must wear RAGS for || ||
|| clothes and hats! ||We don't allow them to pick ||
|| / Baggy dresses and || their own brides! ||
|| / veils for women! || / Somebody else does ||
|| .-""-. \ || .-""-. that - FOR THEM! ||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. ||
|| ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. ||
|| / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \ ___|| _| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \___||
|| | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
| ______________________________ ______________________________ |
|| || ||
|| And their BRIDES smell a lot || ||
|| like their donkey does! || Except the DONKEY usually ||
|| / || has a BETTER disposition! ||
|| / || \ ||
|| .-""-. || .-""-. \ ||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. ||
|| ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. ||
|| / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||___| \ / |__| | `-' | \__||____| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \_||
|| | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
| ______________________________ ______________________________ |
|| || ||
|| And to top things off, we || ||
|| keep a guy WAILING at them || YES! And they must act ||
|| from a tower, all day long! || RESPECTFUL, while he does! ||
|| / || \ ||
|| .-""-. || .-""-. \ ||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. ||
|| ( o_o( /( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| /\/o\|/\| \/o_o\/ || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_// \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. ||
|| / | | _/ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||___| \ / |__| | `-' | \__||____| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \_||
|| | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
| ______________________________ ______________________________ |
|| During the entire life of the|| ||
|| typical, peon camel-jockey, || And THAT'S how we find ||
|| WE tell him things will be || suicide terrorists! ||
|| better, WHEN HE IS DEAD! || \ ||
|| / || \ ||
|| .-""-. || .-""-. ||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. ||
|| /( ( o_o( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| \/\ /\/o\| /\/ \/o_o\/ || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \ \_/ \ \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. ||
|| \___ | | __/ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||___| \ / |_ | | `-' | \__||___| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \__||
|| | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
||______________________________ ______________________________||
|| || ||
|| Are you begin to || ||
|| understood? || A-yuk! A-yuk! ||
|| / || A-yuk! A-yuk! ||
|| / Or should we draw || / \ ||
|| .-""-. you a picture? || .-""-. \ ||
|| \ .--.| \ .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. ||
|| ( o_o( / _.- \ || /( ( -_-( )\ / _.- \ ||
|| /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || \/\ /\/o\| /\/\ \/-_-\/ /\ ||
|| / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || / \ \_/ \ \/\.-|/o\|-./\| ||
|| / | | \ / \ / \ || \___ | | __/ \ / \ ||
||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \ ___||___| \ / |_\ | `-' | /_||
|| | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | ||
|| | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / ||
|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
||______________________________||______________________________||
||________________________________________________________jro/'02|
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