Re: Save Christian!
From D. Christian Gottshall <cgo...@arts.usf.edu>
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· 3 Feb 1997 00:00 · View full thread
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> Hi! > > My name is Christian and I'm a really nice guy. So please send me a > penny and then I can pay my bills! If everyone sent me a penny then I'd > never have to worry about money again. I could even start my OWN charity > to help others. Maybe even you, someday. > > Just think of what your pennies can do to help: > > > $20.00: a tank of gas > > $50.00: food for a week > > $40.00: my phone bill > > $250.00: rent for one month > > > You've saved the whales (they died anyway), you've written to > third-world dictators (who didn't care), you've marched for the babies > (who didn't get any money because it all went toward some executive > luncheons), but I guarantee that every $.01 sent to Christian will go > directly into Christian's pocket. There are NO administrative costs to > eat up your donation; ALL contributions will go directly to Christian. > > Please mail your penny to Christian today: > > > SAVE CHRISTIAN! > c/o University of South Florida > Theatre Department > 4202 E. Fowler Ave., TAR 230 > Tampa, FL 33620 USA > > Just think of the good feeling you will have inside when you mail > that lonely penny to Christian! Why, you will probably be able to sleep > better than you've been able to for a long time. Don't donate to > worthless charities that steal your money, donate to Christian. > > Thank you very much for your charity and generosity, > > > > -Christian ._______. +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= | / \ | -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ | .--| O | O |______. "O frabjous day! | | D. CHRISTIAN GOTTSHALL __).-| .|. |\ / | Callooh! | | ACTOR/COMEDIAN/RACONTEUR >__) (\-----/)Q | Q |--. Callay!" | |cgo...@satie.arts.usf.edu \\___// .|. |-.(__ he chortled | | \___/( /---\ ) (__< in his joy... | +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= \\/`\// -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ \___/
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