Re: Save Phil!

I'll send you that penny as soon as you send me a stamp to mail it with.


;-)



On Sat, 1 Feb 1997 alt...@radish.interlink-bbs.com wrote:

> Hi!
> 
>    My name is Phil and I'm a really nice guy. So please send me a penny
> and then I can pay my bills! If everyone sent me a penny then I'd never 
> have to worry about money again. I could even start my OWN charity to 
> help others. Maybe even you, someday.
> 
>    Just think of what your pennies can do to help:
> 
> 
> 	$10.00: a tank of gas
> 
> 	$25.00: my cable bill
> 
> 	$50.00: food for a week
> 
> 	$100.00: my phone bill
> 
> 	$225.00: car payment
> 
> 	$450.00: rent for one month
> 
> 
>    You've saved the whales (they died anyway), you've written to
> third-world dictators (who didn't care), you've marched for the babies 
> (who didn't get any money because it all went toward some executive
> luncheons), but I guarantee that every $.01 sent to Phil will go directly 
> into Phil's pocket. There are NO administrative costs to eat up your 
> donation; ALL contributions will go directly to Phil.
> 
>    Please mail your penny to Phil today:
> 
> 
> 	SAVE PHIL!
> 	717 S. Glenwood Avenue
> 	Springfield, IL  62704
> 	USA
> 
> 
>    Just think of the good feeling you will have inside when you mail
> that lonely penny to Phil! Why, you will probably be able to sleep
> better than you've been able to for a long time. Don't donate to
> worthless charities that steal your money, donate to Phil.
> 
>    Thank you very much for your charity and generosity,
> 
> 
> 
> 					-Phil
> 
> 
> 


			-GD Brehm 

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