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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 4 Jan 1995.
Re: Text/Line: GHOTI pronounciation.

Re: Text/Line: GHOTI pronounciation.

Consulting his dictionary, Joe Rumsey <ogr...@netcom.com> wrote:
>
>Daniel Au (dca...@casbah.acns.nwu.edu) wrote:
>
>>>Jiff is to GIF as GHOTI is to _________.
>>>
>>** Spoiler Protection ** (hope it works...)
>
>Try a ctrl-l.  Not like this really needed protection, did it?

Not really... :] but my ctrl-l doesn't work with this news reader, hence the
blank lines.  We're talking dramatic effect here!

>>'GH' as in enough, 'O' as it abbott, 'TI' as in emotion.
>
>"abbott"?  You say that "abbitt"?  Usually this joke has 'O' as in
>women.  The way you have it, I'd say it spells...*drumroll please*

Blame it on regional differences.  When you have a native East-coaster living
in the Midwest who has a Chinese background, you're bound to get interesting
nuances in one's pronounciation ;P  Yes, I do say "abbitt" along with a number
of others here...along with wadder, oarange (one syllable), and tom-ay-to ;)

>Mmmmm, Fush and chups!

              ___  _____
            .'/,-Y"     "~-.
            l.Y             ^.
            /\               _\_      
           i            ___/"   "\     Ghish...fush...chups...
           |          /"   "\   o !       forget it...DOUGHNUT!
           l         ]     o !__./        /
            \ _  _    \.___./    "~\
             X \/ \            ___./		or is that Dowfnut? ;)
            ( \ ___.   _..--~~"   ~`-.
             ` Z,--   /               \
               \__.  (   /       ______)         /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/|
                 \   l  /-----~~" /             /__________________/ |
                  Y   \          /              |                  | |
                  |    "x______.^               |    DOUGHNUTS     | |
                  |           \                 |__________________|/
                  j            Y


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_/\/\/\/\_____/\/\/\/\_____/\_____/\/\__/\/\______________________Daniel C. Au
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_/\/\__/\/\_/\/\_______/\/\__/\/\_/\/\__/\/\___________Northwestern University
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______________________________________________________I'm afraid we lost him."

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From: dca...@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Daniel Au)
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
Subject: Re: Text/Line: GHOTI pronounciation.
Date: 4 Jan 1995 17:46:09 GMT
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL
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References: <001...@nyo.com> <3ed7k0$ah...@crl4.crl.com> <3edhh8$qi...@news.acns.nwu.edu> <ogr...@netcom.com>
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Summary: I hope everyone stops with this Gif/Jif discussion...
Keywords: How about that there computerized picture thingamabob?
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