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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 23 Mar 2002.
Re: Incredible! Anti-Gravity device works and is patented 01

Re: Incredible! Anti-Gravity device works and is patented 01-31-2002

Charlie Ebert <kd5...@mmcable.com> espoused:
>Dr Scab wrote:
>> On Sat, 23 Mar 2002 21:37:20 GMT, in comp.os.linux.advocacy,
>>  (Charlie Ebert <kd5...@mmcable.com>) wrote:
>> 
>> 
>>>http://slashdot.org/science/02/03/22/2359231.shtml?tid=159
>>>
>>>A man by the name of, CAMPBELL JONATHAN W (US) has discovered,
>>>tested, replicated, and has been granted PATENT for an
>>>anti-gravity device.
>>>
>>>Totally incredible.
>>>
>>>I didn't think I'd live to see this day.
>> 
>> 
>> Going by that definition, a helicopter counts as an anti-gravity device.
>> 
>> You really are off your head.
>> 
>> 
>
>My goodness!  By your line of thinking so is the moon!
>
>But seriously folks, this message was intended for people with
>IQ's higher than 80.
>

I don't usually go with the Doc, but on this one, I think he's right.

-- 
            |  Mark Kent   --   Take out the ham to mail me.  |
My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly
with my legs.
		-- Woody Allen, on Epistemology

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