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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 23 Mar 2002.
Re: Incredible! Anti-Gravity device works and is patented 01

Re: Incredible! Anti-Gravity device works and is patented 01-31-2002

Charlie Ebert wrote:

> Dr Scab wrote:
> 
>> On Sat, 23 Mar 2002 21:37:20 GMT, in comp.os.linux.advocacy,
>>  (Charlie Ebert <kd5...@mmcable.com>) wrote:
>>
>>> http://slashdot.org/science/02/03/22/2359231.shtml?tid=159
>>>
>>> A man by the name of, CAMPBELL JONATHAN W (US) has discovered,
>>> tested, replicated, and has been granted PATENT for an
>>> anti-gravity device.
>>>
>>> Totally incredible.
>>>
>>> I didn't think I'd live to see this day.
>>
>> Going by that definition, a helicopter counts as an anti-gravity device.
>> You really are off your head.
>>
> 
> My goodness!  By your line of thinking so is the moon!
> 
> But seriously folks, this message was intended for people with
> IQ's higher than 80.


The problem with that is that anyone with an IQ over 80 knows 
it's BS. Anything can be patented, it doesn't have to work.

-- 
David J. Vorous
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dav...@TheLlamaRanch.com
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