Re: Beyond Lost 1/1

How fucking serendipitous.  Just as I'm in the mood to tear the human
race a new asshole, this little fucker comes along and posts his fucking
weak zine over here.  Congratulations.

Rybread Celsius (ryb...@cshore.com) wrote:
: "We fight a battle       [-------------------------]
: 
:  everyday & everyday     ]     -=Beyond Lost=-     [

VERY creative use of formatting.  Talk about CHARMING.

: ryb...@anok4u2.org   
:  we loose, but keep      [       Number  One       ]

Typo in the epigraph.  Impressive.

: www.connix.com/~rybread/
:  on fighting.  We suck." ] "Teenage Angst Is Shit" [
: beyond.html
:                          [-------------------------]

What is this, formatted for 132 columns?

: -=====================================--=====================================-
: If you don't know, then ask your mom and dad.  Seriously.  This is an
: e-zine  
: for lots (lost) of different peoples.  Those in the 203 scene will

The 203 scene.  Oh, god, I know I'm in for something great here.

:         I came to a realization after my much troubled and depressed
: freshman 
: year: Teenagers suck.  What I mean is that for all are bitching,
: whining and  
: "experimenting" nothing good comes from it.  So the next time teenage
: angst   
: came looking for me, I told it to go to hell.  It told me to get lost.
: Now   
: I'm beyond lost.  Wasn't that poetic?

Oh, this is great.  We have a fucking whiny teenager rant bitching
about how whiny and pathetic teenagers are.  Fucking get over it, OK?
Stop complaining to us about how pathetic the human race is and fucking
do something about it, OK?  Stockpile guns.  Start wearing lots of makeup
and desperately try to get laid.  Shove your nose in books all day and
assiduously avoid the real world.  Neglect your personal hygiene and
go around riding the public transport mumbling to yourself.  Find Jesus.
Start taking Prozac.  I honestly don't care about your inner demons,
because your inner demons are REALLY FUCKING LAME.  Take it elsewhere,
like alt.life.sucks, maybe, OK?

:         Looking back at that last paragraph makes me again think of
: teenagers 
: and my intolerable hatred for them, most possibly because I am one.  I
: hate   
: what I wrote, not the content but the style.  Too bad it's mine.
: Enough self-
: reflection.

If only.  Oh, if only.

:         I reflect back at what I wrote and realize that this idea is
: just too 
: much for me to put down in words at this moment, but it is most
: defiantly     
: real.

Which fucking explains everything, doesn't it, and gives you a handy
excuse to go on with your tired self-indulgent angst rambling for a
couple more pages and then spam it all over the net.  You know who you
fucking sound like?  You sound like *me*.  And trust me, that's not a
good thing.

: Nothing  
: makes me really happy or sad, no extremes.  I miss the extremes.
: Perhaps     
: being hollow or empty is a form of depression, but if this is so,
: there is    
: most defiantly a schism going on between them and modern man.  If your
: empty  
: your not depressed, I swear.  It can be confused with depression but
: it lies  
: in its own glorious realm of pain.

Excuse me, but that's the fucking DEFINITION of depression.  Get
some fucking medical treatment and leave us alone.

[lots of tech stuff, which is much less painful than the above, follows,
interspersed with]

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Oooh, high-bit ASCII.  I am in AWE.

-- 
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