Re: World Events with Fuzzball
From Tommy <tot...@why.are.you.reading.this.com>
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· 13 Sep 2001 20:01 · View full thread
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really funny "Eurakarte" <eur...@eurakarte.com> wrote in message news:9115D8B90planktonprince@207.115.63.157... : Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! : More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com : Today's Adventure: "World Events with Fuzzball" : : =========================================================================== : : Hello, Fuzzball here. And I'm : going to deliver the latest : events from Carbo-Nation to you : /\\\/ / people in the United States and : /0 0\ __/ those other countries, too. : -+------------+- : | | : | | : --------------------------------------------------------------------------- : : Today's big story: Carbo-Nation : legislators outlaw oxygen. As : usual, Sherman Oppenheimer, our : \/\\/ /roving reporter, is on the : \0 0/ ___/ scene. : -+------------+- : | | : | | : --------------------------------------------------------------------------- : "While some people are +--+ I believe they've taken : in support of this bill..." -+-"+- the appropriate course. : /;;;\ /OOOO I certainly do not want : | O| |O ooo my children growing up : | -| |o o _/to be addicted to : \---/ # \---/ oxygen! : | / | : -+-_/ -+-^ : / \ / \# : --------------------------------------------------------------------------- : "...many are against it." +--+ : -+"-+- : I don't think it's a good idea /(((\ /;;;\ : at all. Banning 'air' (one of \ | O| |O | : it's street names) is in- \___| o| |- | : appropriate. When used correctly, \---/ # \---/ : it is completely harmless. | \ | : -+- \-+- : / \ / \ : --------------------------------------------------------------------------- : "Some radicals have begun +--+ I've got eight air tanks : stockpiling air for when -+-"+- full of compressed air and : it will no longer be /;;;\ /###\ ready to go! : available in stores." | O| |###| : | -| |o | : \---/ # \---/ _ _ _ _ _ _ : | / | + + + + + + + + + + + : -+-/ -+- | | | | | | | | | | | : / \ / \ +_+ +_+ +_+ +_+ +_+ +_ : --------------------------------------------------------------------------- : : Legislators have also In science today, a bright young : passed bills outlawing man invented a painless cure for : hobos, bums, and vagrants. cancer. The chemotherapy ind- : \ /|\// / ustry sued him and won, claiming : \__________________ \0 0\ __/ the invention would put them out : -+------------+- of business. He has been jailed. : | | : | | : --------------------------------------------------------------------------- : : This just in: the makers because they fail to warn that : of Sbeef brand cow-flavoured consuming Sbeef renders you : meat-like product have issued unable to swim, operate heavy : a recall of 10,000 tins of /\\// / machinery, or retain control : Sbeef... \___ \0 0/ ____/ of your bladder for 45 minutes. : -+------------+- : | | : | | : --------------------------------------------------------------------------- : +--+ : And our final bit of news I got that -+"-+- : for the day: Starbucks was Have a latte you /;;;\ : forced to temporarily close nice day! wanted, \ |O | : today, after it was found \\/\| / Fuzzball! \__ |v | : that over 15,000 gallons \__ \0 0/ ___/ \---/ : of coffee had been laced -+------------+- ++ | : with alcohol. | | ||-+- : | | / \ : =========================================================================== : : The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com : The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com/fuzzball : ---------------------------------------- : //Eurakarte : Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. : http://eurakarte.com
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,a85a6360bd2813e1 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-09-13 13:02:33 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!newsfeed.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!diablo.theplanet.net!news.theplanet.net!not-for-mail From: "Tommy" <tot...@why.are.you.reading.this.com> Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: World Events with Fuzzball Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 21:01:03 +0100 Lines: 98 Message-ID: <9nr3bo$g1p$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk> References: <9115D8B90planktonprince@207.115.63.157> NNTP-Posting-Host: modem-66.dewgong.dialup.pol.co.uk X-Trace: newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk 1000411320 16441 217.135.104.66 (13 Sep 2001 20:02:00 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: 13 Sep 2001 20:02:00 GMT X-Complaints-To: abu...@theplanet.net X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4133.2400 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:7455
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