World Events with Fuzzball
From Eurakarte <eur...@eurakarte.com>
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· 8 Sep 2001 01:47 · View full thread
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Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL!
More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com
Today's Adventure: "World Events with Fuzzball"
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Hello, Fuzzball here. And I'm
going to deliver the latest
events from Carbo-Nation to you
/\\\/ / people in the United States and
/0 0\ __/ those other countries, too.
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Today's big story: Carbo-Nation
legislators outlaw oxygen. As
usual, Sherman Oppenheimer, our
\/\\/ /roving reporter, is on the
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"While some people are +--+ I believe they've taken
in support of this bill..." -+-"+- the appropriate course.
/;;;\ /OOOO I certainly do not want
| O| |O ooo my children growing up
| -| |o o _/to be addicted to
\---/ # \---/ oxygen!
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"...many are against it." +--+
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I don't think it's a good idea /(((\ /;;;\
at all. Banning 'air' (one of \ | O| |O |
it's street names) is in- \___| o| |- |
appropriate. When used correctly, \---/ # \---/
it is completely harmless. | \ |
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"Some radicals have begun +--+ I've got eight air tanks
stockpiling air for when -+-"+- full of compressed air and
it will no longer be /;;;\ /###\ ready to go!
available in stores." | O| |###|
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Legislators have also In science today, a bright young
passed bills outlawing man invented a painless cure for
hobos, bums, and vagrants. cancer. The chemotherapy ind-
\ /|\// / ustry sued him and won, claiming
\__________________ \0 0\ __/ the invention would put them out
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This just in: the makers because they fail to warn that
of Sbeef brand cow-flavoured consuming Sbeef renders you
meat-like product have issued unable to swim, operate heavy
a recall of 10,000 tins of /\\// / machinery, or retain control
Sbeef... \___ \0 0/ ____/ of your bladder for 45 minutes.
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And our final bit of news I got that -+"-+-
for the day: Starbucks was Have a latte you /;;;\
forced to temporarily close nice day! wanted, \ |O |
today, after it was found \\/\| / Fuzzball! \__ |v |
that over 15,000 gallons \__ \0 0/ ___/ \---/
of coffee had been laced -+------------+- ++ |
with alcohol. | | ||-+-
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com/fuzzball
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.com
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