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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 8 Sep 2001.
World Events with Fuzzball

World Events with Fuzzball

Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL!
More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com
Today's Adventure: "World Events with Fuzzball"

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                                           Hello, Fuzzball here. And I'm
                                           going to deliver the latest
                                           events from Carbo-Nation to you
                                /\\\/    / people in the United States and
                                /0 0\ __/  those other countries, too.
                          -+------------+-
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                                           Today's big story: Carbo-Nation
                                           legislators outlaw oxygen. As
                                           usual, Sherman Oppenheimer, our
                                \/\\/     /roving reporter, is on the
                                \0 0/ ___/ scene.
                          -+------------+-
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"While some people are          +--+               I believe they've taken
in support of this bill..."    -+-"+-              the appropriate course.
                                /;;;\      /OOOO   I certainly do not want
                                |  O|      |O ooo  my children growing up
                                |  -|      |o  o _/to be addicted to
                                \---/  #   \---/   oxygen!
                                  |   /      |
                                 -+-_/      -+-^
                                 / \        / \#
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"...many are against it."                                  +--+
                                                          -+"-+-
            I don't think it's a good idea     /(((\      /;;;\
            at all. Banning 'air' (one of \    |  O|      |O  |
            it's street names) is in-      \___|  o|      |-  |
            appropriate. When used correctly,  \---/    # \---/
            it is completely harmless.           |       \  |
                                                -+-       \-+-
                                                / \        / \
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"Some radicals have begun    +--+               I've got eight air tanks
stockpiling air for when    -+-"+-              full of compressed air and
it will no longer be         /;;;\       /###\  ready to go!
available in stores."        |  O|       |###|
                             |  -|       |o  |
                             \---/ #     \---/   _    _    _    _    _    _
                               |  /        |    + +  + +  + +  + +  + +  +
                              -+-/        -+-   | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  |
                              / \         / \   +_+  +_+  +_+  +_+  +_+  +_
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  Legislators have also                    In science today, a bright young
  passed bills outlawing                   man invented a painless cure for
  hobos, bums, and vagrants.               cancer. The chemotherapy ind-
          \                    /|\//     / ustry sued him and won, claiming
           \__________________ \0 0\  __/  the invention would put them out
                          -+------------+- of business. He has been jailed.
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 This just in: the makers                   because they fail to warn that
 of Sbeef brand cow-flavoured               consuming Sbeef renders you
 meat-like product have issued              unable to swim, operate heavy
 a recall of 10,000 tins of    /\\//      / machinery, or retain control
 Sbeef...                 \___ \0 0/ ____/  of your bladder for 45 minutes.
                          -+------------+-
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                                                                   +--+
 And our final bit of news                          I got that    -+"-+-
 for the day: Starbucks was             Have a      latte you     /;;;\
 forced to temporarily close            nice day!   wanted,  \    |O  |
 today, after it was found     \\/\|     /          Fuzzball! \__ |v  |
 that over 15,000 gallons  \__ \0 0/ ___/                         \---/
 of coffee had been laced -+------------+-                       ++ |
 with alcohol.             |            |                        ||-+-
                           |            |                          / \
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com/fuzzball
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.com

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