Re: Moon Rise Animation (pics 1-4)

Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl> wrote:
> Ah, so you are an engineer (slash) programmer, eh?
> Here are a few from my taglist:
> 
> A programmer is the last person to use his own programs.

 I usually write the programs for myself. Well, maybe this doesn't
apply to open-source programmers?  *smirks*

> AI programmers only think they do it
> Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.

 Sometimes this is right; didn't that visual stuff sound quite good
before anyone used it? - but if the maintainer is as skilled as Larry
Wall there is noting to worry about ;)))

> Become a programmer and never see the world!!!

 Well, I've been to Chicago and most parts of europe (including greece,
UK and full scandinavia (except finnland)). I hope that doubts that :)

> Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. - Leonard Brandwein

 That one is true :))

> C Code, C Code Compile, C Code Fail, C Programmer Punch Wall
> C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

 C is a pain in the ass, that's right. I think the better you are in C
the more you drift off the real world...

> Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.

 ROTFL!

> If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

 I see lot of others fail quite often - which have hardly even seen any
code of line ;)

> Old programmers never die; they just branch to a new address.

 There is another one:

 Old C-programmers don't die, they just cast to (void *)  *giggle*

> Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

 I'm not familiar with that word - what does Profanity mean?

> Programmer - a device for converting coffee into programs

 I don't mind - I don't drink it either ;)  But I think that mainly
applies to Java programmers, doesn't it?

> Programmer: One who is too lacking in people skills to be a software engineer

 Well, then I must be the second one doing the job of the first one :)

> Programming is an art form that fights back.

 This reminds me of those litte roboter programs you can do that will
fight each other... Can't really remember what's the right term for that
is, and never tried.

> Well, i have a lot more, but i think that;s enough for now :-))

 You can send them by mail - and I might prove most of them wrong
*smirks*

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