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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 4 Mar 2002.
Re: Unattributed Ascii-Art?

Re: Unattributed Ascii-Art?

You wanna dance with her?? But you can do the shag even now... THAT IS
IF ANNIE would like to be on the same planet with you (if given the choice)

Shag also means
*  A tangle or mass, especially of rough matted hair
     She just got her hair straightened, so why in a years time do you want
     to revert her back???
* A coarse long nap, as on a wollen cloth
* a rug with a thick rough pile
* Coarse shredded tobacco

I know the tobacco bit more than the other coz it happened with a friend
he was Dutch and his brother was in Durban, he went visiting his brother
and there he went to a shop and asked the lady behind the counter for a
SHAG... and SHE WAS SHOCKED!! She nearly tore this guys head off before
he could even explain that IN Europe, or atleast in Holland SHAG is a
pouch of tobacco for rolling your own cigarettes.....

?:)

"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 00:52:37 -0000, in alt.ascii-art,
>  (ann...@oal.com) wrote:
>
> >Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist
>
> One more year and it's legal to shag you. That is if you're not just a 50
> year old paedophile.
>                          _____
> > ####    ####           (((   `\  That was an =expensive= thrill.
> >##  ##  ##  ##          _ _`\   )  / Hehehe!
> >######  ######          (^  )   )  \
> >##  ##  ##  ##           ~-((,,,))  BTW, today is my birthday. I got
> >##  ##  ##  ##            /         a new hairstyle. Do you like it?
>
> Fuck that bollocks, send us a proper picture.
>
>
> --
> Drsquare
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