Re: Portraits?
From Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer>
· alt.ascii-art
· 20 Dec 1997 00:00 · View full thread
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee wrote: > > I have to appologize. I am too handsome for ascii portraits. If I could make one that did me justice, it would just result in all > these women on this newsgroup rushing to Oklahoma, to try to rape me. I hate when that happens. If you gals just HAVE to... well, > try the Tulsa Fertility Clinic. I donate sperm there. > > On the other hand... if you are really pretty, we might can work something out. You'll have to be at least as pretty as my wife, > though. That's gonna be a tough job, however. > > Anyway, I think I will not do an ascii picture of me for y'all. I allus did figger that a little knowledge was a dangerous > thing, an' even jus' an ascii pix of me mite be too danberess for most of you gals to see. I would hate to be the cause of more > fussin' an' frustratin' than there already is in the world. > Coward! :D -- _ _ __ ___.--'_`. __ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) _\.'_' _.-' \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | `-._ `_`./_ ( \`. ) //\` \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| '/\\ ( .'/ ) \_`-'`---'\\__, ,__//`---'`-'_/ \` `-\ uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/hfref/ix/ /-' '/ ` _____________________ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr ____________________ ' LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/
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