Re: Portraits?

I have to appologize.  I am too handsome for ascii portraits.  If I could make one that did me justice, it would just result in all
these women on this newsgroup rushing to Oklahoma, to try to rape me.  I hate when that happens.  If you gals just HAVE to... well,
try the Tulsa Fertility Clinic.  I donate sperm there.

   On the other hand... if you are really pretty, we might can work something out.  You'll have to be at least as pretty as my wife,
though.  That's gonna be a tough job, however.

   Anyway, I think I will not do an ascii picture of me for y'all.  I allus did figger that a little knowledge was a dangerous
thing, an' even jus' an ascii pix of me mite be too danberess for most of you gals to see.  I would hate to be the cause of more
fussin' an' frustratin' than there already is in the world.

                      Yours truly,
                  Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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