Nerd Boy, episodes 222-230
From Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com>
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222
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And thus, the best strategy
in small areas is to attack Amazing.
head on instead of gathering `,,,
resources, apparently... `OO '..
(( ||
___ b b ____ |\ ______
Yeah, the intricacies of Yeah, it's YO, F4N
Etherlords is truly a way cool. D00D.
work of art; and that's `,,, \ ,,,
just in the demo! `OO '.. --
(( || .//.
___ b b ____ |\ ____________ _/( ___
You -know- that Hey, bro.
IDIOT Warez Dude?! `,,, ,,,
`OO '.. --
.||- || .//.
____ bb ____ |\ ____ _/( ___
What did
you say?
,,, nothing `,,,
-- `OO ..'
.//. .||. .||.
jg_____ (/ ________________ bb __ || _________
223
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gnrk! What? /_________________________
` `,,, | _ _
OO ..' | |_|_|
\\ .||. | |_|_|
______ bb ______ || ____ | __________________
Oh, I just realised that you
called Warez Dude "bro", and
how awful it would be if you ,,,
two were really brothers! `OO ..'
Imagine the horrid shame! .||. .||.
bb ||
We are.
`,,,
OO ..'
.||. .||.
____________________ bb _____ || ____________________
Of course. What else,
after my silly diatribe?
` ,,,
OO ..'
)) .||.
jg___________ d d _____ || __
224
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So you're saying Warez Yeah.
Dude is your brother. `,,, ,--. *bleep*
`OO ,-------- '.. -. | \ \
(( |`-.______((o._ `-. +-+-+
b b |__|______ \\ _\_||___,| | |
_ _
(\'/)
(_(.)_) As in real Yeah! What's the *kzzt*
(/|\) family? problem?! `,,, ,--. *wwzzz*
__|-. `OO ,-------- '.. -. | \ \
/)_|_(\ .||. |`-.______((o._ `-. +-+-+
' |_| ' bb |__|______ \\ _\_||___,| | |
The guy is the antichrist!
He is a hellspawn! You're / ,,, ,--. *weoeow*
nothing like him! `OO -- ,-------- '.. -. | \ \ *bloop*
-||- |`-.______((o._ `-. +-+-+
________ bb ______ |__|______ \\ _\_||___,| | |
_
/'/) I guess you're right. He
((.)) kinda takes after our dad.
\|\ `,,, ,--.
,|__ OO ,-------- '.. -. | \ \ *booom!*
/)|_(\ .||. |`-.______((o._ `-. +-+-+
jg'|_| ' ____________ bb ______ |__|______ \\ _\_||___,| | | ______
225
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Are you OK? Of course not. I'm
`,,, , shocked, to say
'.. OO the very least.
.||. ))
______ || _______ dd _______
I can understand your More like
shock. My family isn't "really freaky".
what you'd call `,,, ,
"normal"... '.. OO
|| ))
______ || _______ dd _______
Most people take a I can't
while to accept my blame 'em.
relations... `,,, ,
'.. OO
.||. ))
______ || _______ dd _______
Yeah, I had a xtian You have a total lamer for
friend who totally a brother, and you keep going
freaked out when he on about your dad! Do you have
met my dad, ol' `,,, , some kind of obsession?!
Beelzebub... '.. OO
.||. -||-
jg______ || _______ dd _______
226
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LATER THAT NIGHT, IN THE LABORATORY...
Let's see, where was I? * ; , __ *woooooooooooooo...*
Oh, yes, I just hooked \ >< __/ _\
up that book to that < `> ///__ |
field generator... `OO < > > > >]_ |
(( < ' \\\ _|-.
b b >< \__/ `[==
* __
Now.. Let's >< / __/ _\ *...ooooooooo...*
see here... ' > ///__ |
`OO > > >]_ |
(( < \\\ _|-.
b b< \__/ `[==
I'm in the book! My Me's gonna knock
genius is impeccable! __ , ya ded, dwarfie!
` _--\
(__) OO \__/\
(\_oo -||- |_||
_______________ \bb ______ dd _______ d d(\ _______
Bring it on, My choice of __
stupid troll! book though... _--\
`(__) `OO \__/\
(\_oo || |_||
jg___________ \bb ______ dd _______ d d(\ ___
227
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I'm gonna hack that Oookay, wait. Is that
troll to pieces and really necessary..? __
steal his teeth! ` , _--\
(__) OO \__/\
(\_oo .||. |_||
_____ \bb ______ dd ___________________ d d(\ ___
You don't understand. The beards hamper the
Dwarfish has only two use of a gender sub- __
pronouns; "them" ` , class, eh? _--\
and "us"... (__) OO \__/\
(\_oo .||. |_||
__ \bb ______ dd ________________________ d d(\ ___
Uh... Tell me, do "us" and "them"
Right. in Dwarfish sound a lot __
` , like your words for _--\
(__) OO "dwarf" and "troll"? \__/\
(\_oo .||. |_||
_____ \bb ______ dd ________________________ d d(\ ___
Now that you mention
it... Yeah, they do! Hoo boy. __
` , _--\
(__) OO \__/\
(\_oo .||. |_||
jg____________ \bb ______ dd ________________________ d d(\ ___
228
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Do you -really- want Me crush dwarfie!
to crush this poor __ ,
dwarf? Think about it. _--\
(__) `OO \__/\
(\_oo .||. |_||
__ \bb ______________________ bb ________ d d(\ ___
Why not be the bigger None taken.
man and walk away? Oh, __ , Crush dwarfie!
uh, no pun intended... _--\
(__) `OO \__/\
(\_oo .||. |_||
__ \bb ______________________ bb ________ d d(\ ___
You're a WHAT DID YOU
bit daft, __ , SAY..?!
aren't you? _oo\
(__) `OO __\__/\
(\_oo || '`|_||
__ \bb ______________________ bb ________ d d(\ ___
Crush __
dwarfie! _--\
(__) `OO/ \__/\
(\_-- .|| |_||
jg______ \bb ______________________ bb ________ d d(\ ___
229
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Let's not kill each other, __
OK? It wouldn't be decent. _--\
(__) `OO \__/\
(\_oo -||- |_||
\bb db d d(\
Let's talk instead. Do /) (\
you have any hobbies? | __ |
` \_oo\/ - Crushing
(__) OO \__/ dwarfies!
(\_oo .||. |_|
\bb bb d d
And you like..
Slicing trolls! |
| So your common ground __
` , is killing each _--\
(\ (__) OO other. Let's work \__/\
\_oo .||. from that. Err.. |_||
bb dd d d(\
He's not doing Nope.
too well, is he? __ ,
` _--\
(__) OO \__/\
(\_oo )) |_||
jg \bb dd d d(\
230
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C'mon, no troll /) (\
vs dwarf war here! | __ |
` \_oo\/
(\ (__) OO \__/
\_oo -||- |_|
bb db d d
At least let me
get out of the way! __ (\
` _oo\ /
(|(__) <OO> \__//
|_oo || / |_|
bb bd \)d d
__ (\
/oo_ |
(__) OO \__//
(\_oo_ || ||_|
\bb bb /)d d
Thank God *smack*
for elves. .--. _ *whack*
.--. `OO ( ( )_ -- *kapow*
( ( )- .||. ( ( )_ - - *slice*
jg (__)-- bb `------ *crack*
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,f38ec3739ee24a8c,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-04-02 11:58:46 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!cyclone.bc.net!news-hog.berkeley.edu!ucberkeley!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!news-lei1.dfn.de!news-ber1.dfn.de!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!213.242.128.42!not-for-mail From: "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Nerd Boy, episodes 222-230 Date: Tue, 2 Apr 2002 21:58:37 +0200 Lines: 323 Message-ID: <a8d2hi$rdk5q$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.242.128.42 X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1017777523 28758202 213.242.128.42 (16 [102694]) X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:16547
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