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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 10 May 1996.
Re: -=-ORDER FLOWERS FOR MOTHER'S DAY!-=-WWW SITE-=-1-888 nu

Re: -=-ORDER FLOWERS FOR MOTHER'S DAY!-=-WWW SITE-=-1-888 number-=-

In article <4mscao$12c...@saba.info.ucla.edu>, net...@aol.com (1-888-800-FLOWERS) says:
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>1-888-800-FLOWERS
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>Your Mother's Day Florist~!
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>-!!   Check Out our Web-Site in Progress at:   !!-
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>http://152.163.199.22/netflower8
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>Take a look at our Mother's Day Specials, and 
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>Send Your Mother a Lovely Bouquet for Mother's Day!
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>...you haven't forgotten, have you?
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>Just give 1-888-800-FLOWERS a call today!
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>It's a toll-free call within the continental United States!
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>We are based in Los Angeles, and have special rates
>for deliveries to Taiwan and China.
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>Worldwide Delivery, and our helpful staff will be happy
>to assist you in selecting an arrangement which
>will fit your needs AND your budget~!
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>Call EARLY for timely delivery!
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>Mention that you saw us on the Internet or World Wide Web
>and receive a 10% discount on your next order!
>
>Thank you for your support, and Happy Mother's Day!~    : )
>
>1-888-800-FLOWERS
>http://152.163.199.22/netflower8
>
>
You hear a loud noise.  You turn to see a dirty man rise from the floor, with
murder in his eyes.  He lookes at you and says:

"Flowers?!"  He laughes and starts to dance.  You blink and shake your head.
He is now a dwarf in a red suit, who says, "Go Bob Go"

Some where in the back ground, a owl is heard.

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From: yo...@somehost.somedomain (ML Employee)
Subject: Re: -=-ORDER FLOWERS FOR MOTHER'S DAY!-=-WWW SITE-=-1-888 number-=-
Date: 1996/05/10
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