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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 11 Nov 2004.
Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2004 Nov 9

Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2004 Nov 9

On 2004-11-11 joa...@telia.com said:

   > "Faux_Pseudo" wrote:
   >
   > > But please tell us before then what the delay was.  Inquiring
   > > minds [want] to know.
   >
   > I'm just really busy. Also, it didn't help my inpiration
   > when a nice girl decided to express interest in me and
   > I couldn't for the life of me reciprocate her feelings.
   > Unfortunately, I'm not a cold-hearted bastard, so I
   > didn't play along just to get sex.
   > Conclusion: Nice guys finish last on purpose.
   >--
   >OO  Joaquim G�ndara


   ...so, anyway, I think you're the hunkiest stud-muffin
   in all of Sweden. Let's go back to my place for a night
   of depraved, unbridled passion. What do you say, Joe?
                      /
                            Ummm...gee, that sounds really
                            good, but, uhhh...I...errr...
                            I have to go home and give my
                            ferret a flea bath.
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                                '-'





   You nerdy, cold-hearted bastard!
                       /                   Crap! Crap! Crap!
                                                  o
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From: "The Ultimate Artist" <ult...@artistic.net>
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Subject: Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2004 Nov 9
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 22:31:36 +0000 (UTC)
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