Re: About the future
From Dave Seymour <dws...@enterprise.net>
· alt.ascii-art
· 23 Jul 1998 00:00 · View full thread
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>In article <35b...@d2o24.telia.com>, > "Slave to Darkness" <con...@ljungby.mail.telia.com> wrote: >> The Future? >> >> The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English >> will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the >> other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government >> conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has >> accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as 'EuroEnglish'. >> >> In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make >> the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of >> the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less >> letter. >Mr. Twain said it better and didn't waste my time and bandwidth. Even >plagiarized spam is still spam. Do us a favorite Slave to Dullness, if you >must[1] cross-post spam to alt.ascii-art, at least have >an interesting ascii signature line. >Slave to Doughnuts So I D/L one more posting / get a good (unexpected) laugh / print the message out / take it to my father in hospital & cheer up his day . My point ? Stop bitching this is what makes the N/Gs sooooooo much fun ,if you don't want the unexpected , read book five times or watch a TV soap .To the original poster of "The Future" THANKYOU ! HedgeHogg
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f42b2,331d76b23056d66b X-Google-Attributes: gidf42b2,public X-Google-Thread: 10dfaf,331d76b23056d66b X-Google-Attributes: gid10dfaf,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,331d76b23056d66b X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: 112049,331d76b23056d66b X-Google-Attributes: gid112049,public From: "Dave Seymour" <dws...@enterprise.net> Subject: Re: About the future Date: 1998/07/23 Message-ID: <135...@enterprise.net>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 374345716 References: <35b...@d2o24.telia.com> <6p4ub8$lks$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com> Organization: Enterprise PLC - Internet Services Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.books.raymond-feist,alt.comp.freeware,alt.games.daggerfall
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