Re: About the future
Kan this be True? Dan Nitschke wrote in message <35B...@best.com>... >Deborah Hougland wrote: >> >> Slave to Darkness wrote: >> >> > The Future? >> > >> > The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English >> > will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the >> > other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government >> > conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has >> > accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as 'EuroEnglish'. >> > >> > In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make >> > the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of >> > the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less >> > letter. > >[SNIP] > >> h..o..l..y..s..h..i..t........ >> What can we do to prevent/combat this? > >Take a Valium. > >> Is it for real or just some message >> trying to express a really abstract view on our decadent western society or just >> some stupid spam? > >It's a rewrite of a famous piece by Samuel Langhorne >Clemens. Nothing more. > > >/* dan: The Anti-Ged, Ignorant Yank (tm) #1, BOF #26, HH #1 */ > >Dan Nitschke : peD...@best.com : elv...@redbrick.com ><>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<> > Always do right. This will gratify some people, and > astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain
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