IMPORTANT!

>1                            .:, ______ ,
>2                           , ) \_       \
>3                            /,   )___    \
>4                       ___/ -.   _ - )    \
>5                       \    M;) /M) /`    (
>6                       /   |   _   (  _    )
>7                      ,     \ \_)  , : )  /
>8                     (       .____    C\ ;
>9                      \   __      \     \/
>10                      )  )/       )     \,___ ___
>11                     /     ___ __;        _  X    \,
>12                    (    /.   X.         '  XV    ,\
>13                     \ ./,     Xx          YXX.   :|:,,
>14                      \`|    _ XXXX.     ,XXXXA     \   ,
>15                    ., \/    /\ZXXXXZSxcSZXXXXSt     \.i
>16                 :,..  /    /,,jSXXXXV  'XXXSXf, \   :\
>17                .:    ,    /    \             |i .,__- .,;;,:ittII+.
>18         .:+++iii,   /    _ __   +RBBBB\ )WBBBR+  /   _ )      .;;iii.
>19       ,;;,:ittII+,M(    .,   \   +RBBBBVBBBBBR+ |.   /     ::;t;;yii
>20    ::;t;;iii. .,:;;,+..,.|    \   VBBBBBBBBBBR+  \ __\_.,;,    lfr.
>21   itVtIII :i;             \   ,|  XNBBBBRZRXBR(   \/     ,     +x ,
>22  +;;t:Yit  .,            _/__ /   WKBBBBRXZSRBRi        ,..,:::;.
>23      ..                     \/   AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa
>24                                .IMNSRXYZSRBBBBBRi
>25                                iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR.
>26                                WMRZYSYRNMMMMWNBRYi
>27                               lWMSZXYSKRNNMMMNBWS+
>28                               SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi
>29                               lWMXZCZNMMMMMMWNKSR+
>30                               iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+
>31                               lBRYltRNWMMMMMMWNRX'
>32                               'KXltxXBWMMMMMWNKBT
>33                                SZriZSNWMMMMMMNBSt
>34                                 ltttttttthWKfttf
>35                                 ittttttttWBtttt;
>36                                 'ttttttttBStttl'
>37                                  ZttttttYZttttf
>38                                  lStttttRftttv
>39                                  itSRNNYKtttt'
>40                                  tYSKRNEttttP
>41                                  StttSYZfttv
>42                                 .ftttlZXStY
>43                                 jttttttBKti
>44                                 StttttIWttt
>45                                 ZtttttYRtt'
>46                                 iSttttSttv
>47                                  lStttFty
>48                                   YtttZtt
>49                                    VttKtI
>50                                    VttNtE
>51                                   AtttWWIR
>52                         b'ger     kt:ttNRlR
>53                                  ZttttttBSlRi
>54                                  AtttttttXKZFti
>55                                    Vtttttttl
>56                                      `tttttt

Okay, I seen this pix, and it's really neat. BUT....

It should be taken off the innernet, and the diabolical
madman who authored it should be institutionalized. It
only APPEARS to be a nice asskey picher of a girl. That's
because it's dee-signed to attract your eye. What it REALLY
IS, however, is a CLEVER CONSTRUCT containing SUBLIMINAL
MESSAGES, intended to CORRUPT the minds and morals of the
poor, unsuspecting readers who view this "artwork".

Being as how it's safe for me to read, I will now demonstrate
and dicypher for you - the innocent - just exactly where the
EVIL and MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE messages are in this picture:

1. ZSxcSZ  - line #15 - this little passage inserts a message
           into the brain of teenagers, forcing them to engage
           in pre-marital SEX.

2. jSXXXXV  'XXXSXf - line #16 - remove the X's, and look what
            you have: jSV  'Sf. Everyone KNOWS what that means.

3. /|i :ittII+. .:+++iii,   /+RBBBB\ )WBBBR+  /.;;iii. - lines
   #17 and #18 - looky here... these, seemingly meaningless portions
   of this "text art" picture, are actually COMPUTER CONTROL CODES.
   I've looked them up, and consulted with experts. These codes
   direct your web browser to open on porno sites. Unsuspecting
   users think it's an "accident", of course. Yeah, sure. Try
   explaining that to your wife.

4. AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa - this bit of moral corruption appears on line #23.
                     If you re-arrange the letters, you end up with:
                     "AW, SEXY BRA". Would you want a stranger saying
                     that to you? Well, if you've seen this picture,
                     that's what's happened.

5. iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR - line #25. Common decency prevents me from revealing
                      the nature of this insiduous bit of propaganda.

6. line #27 - another "sex" message, couched as a mere "highlight" to the
              subject's skirt.

7. SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi - line #28 - This is the name of hedonistic god of
                         the ancient Victorians. Please don't attempt to
                         speak the name out loud, as the creature
                         could suddenly appear in your living room or den.

8. iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ - line #30 - NUZY SRUNZR. Nuzy founded a cult based
                       on worshipping Swmriozrbnmmmmmkbri. Followers were
                      forced to turn over all their belongings to Nuzy, who
                      then "allowed" them to run naked, en masse, on his private
                      beach in the Bahamas.

9. itSRNNYKtttt'  - line #39 - "It Srnny Ktt". Typical chant uttered by pre-historic,
                    hedonists in the Marshes of Sonnaput.

10. tYSKRNEttttP - line #40 - this bit of subliminal subversion seems similar to that
                   found on line #39, but is actually instructing the viewer to "Drink
                   More Coca-Cola".


11.        VttKtI    - lines #50 through #54. This message is signed by the "artist".
           VttNtE      It means: "I love Swmriozrbnmmmkbri. Smwriozrbnmmmmmkbri is
          AtttWWIR     good. Don't wear clothes. Drink Coke."
b'ger     kt:ttNRlR
         ZttttttBSlRi
        AtttttttXKZFti


    What more evidence is required? Quickly, we shall review:  "B'ger" is telling you
to engage in sexual activity, become a hedonist, worship a demonic power, and drink
more Coke.(He probably owns stock in the company.)  Why is this twisted mind permitted
on the WWW? It's plain, the he intends to corrupt you all.

    Okay, now you know. Put your clothes back on. Put down that can of Coke, and get an
 7-Up. Stop chanting "Srnny Ktt', over and over. GUARD you concience. If you don't... YOU
could find yourself divested of all material belongings and worries, running naked on a
beach in the Bahamas, rabidly commiting fornication with TOTAL STRANGERS, who are all
victims of this degenerative conspiracy.

                                       JRO
                            President, Commitee for Moral Abuse

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