Re: IMPORTANT!

On Tue, 28 Sep 1999, JRO wrote:

> >1                            .:, ______ ,
> >2                           , ) \_       \
> >3                            /,   )___    \
> >4                       ___/ -.   _ - )    \
> >5                       \    M;) /M) /`    (
> >6                       /   |   _   (  _    )
> >7                      ,     \ \_)  , : )  /
> >8                     (       .____    C\ ;
> >9                      \   __      \     \/
> >10                      )  )/       )     \,___ ___
> >11                     /     ___ __;        _  X    \,
> >12                    (    /.   X.         '  XV    ,\
> >13                     \ ./,     Xx          YXX.   :|:,,
> >14                      \`|    _ XXXX.     ,XXXXA     \   ,
> >15                    ., \/    /\ZXXXXZSxcSZXXXXSt     \.i
> >16                 :,..  /    /,,jSXXXXV  'XXXSXf, \   :\
> >17                .:    ,    /    \             |i .,__- .,;;,:ittII+.
> >18         .:+++iii,   /    _ __   +RBBBB\ )WBBBR+  /   _ )      .;;iii.
> >19       ,;;,:ittII+,M(    .,   \   +RBBBBVBBBBBR+ |.   /     ::;t;;yii
> >20    ::;t;;iii. .,:;;,+..,.|    \   VBBBBBBBBBBR+  \ __\_.,;,    lfr.
> >21   itVtIII :i;             \   ,|  XNBBBBRZRXBR(   \/     ,     +x ,
> >22  +;;t:Yit  .,            _/__ /   WKBBBBRXZSRBRi        ,..,:::;.
> >23      ..                     \/   AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa
> >24                                .IMNSRXYZSRBBBBBRi
> >25                                iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR.
> >26                                WMRZYSYRNMMMMWNBRYi
> >27                               lWMSZXYSKRNNMMMNBWS+
> >28                               SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi
> >29                               lWMXZCZNMMMMMMWNKSR+
> >30                               iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+
> >31                               lBRYltRNWMMMMMMWNRX'
> >32                               'KXltxXBWMMMMMWNKBT
> >33                                SZriZSNWMMMMMMNBSt
> >34                                 ltttttttthWKfttf
> >35                                 ittttttttWBtttt;
> >36                                 'ttttttttBStttl'
> >37                                  ZttttttYZttttf
> >38                                  lStttttRftttv
> >39                                  itSRNNYKtttt'
> >40                                  tYSKRNEttttP
> >41                                  StttSYZfttv
> >42                                 .ftttlZXStY
> >43                                 jttttttBKti
> >44                                 StttttIWttt
> >45                                 ZtttttYRtt'
> >46                                 iSttttSttv
> >47                                  lStttFty
> >48                                   YtttZtt
> >49                                    VttKtI
> >50                                    VttNtE
> >51                                   AtttWWIR
> >52                         b'ger     kt:ttNRlR
> >53                                  ZttttttBSlRi
> >54                                  AtttttttXKZFti
> >55                                    Vtttttttl
> >56                                      `tttttt
> 
> Okay, I seen this pix, and it's really neat. BUT....
> 
> It should be taken off the innernet, and the diabolical
> madman who authored it should be institutionalized. It
> only APPEARS to be a nice asskey picher of a girl. That's
> because it's dee-signed to attract your eye. What it REALLY
> IS, however, is a CLEVER CONSTRUCT containing SUBLIMINAL
> MESSAGES, intended to CORRUPT the minds and morals of the
> poor, unsuspecting readers who view this "artwork".
> 
> Being as how it's safe for me to read, I will now demonstrate
> and dicypher for you - the innocent - just exactly where the
> EVIL and MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE messages are in this picture:
> 
> 1. ZSxcSZ  - line #15 - this little passage inserts a message
>            into the brain of teenagers, forcing them to engage
>            in pre-marital SEX.
> 
> 2. jSXXXXV  'XXXSXf - line #16 - remove the X's, and look what
>             you have: jSV  'Sf. Everyone KNOWS what that means.
> 
> 3. /|i :ittII+. .:+++iii,   /+RBBBB\ )WBBBR+  /.;;iii. - lines
>    #17 and #18 - looky here... these, seemingly meaningless portions
>    of this "text art" picture, are actually COMPUTER CONTROL CODES.
>    I've looked them up, and consulted with experts. These codes
>    direct your web browser to open on porno sites. Unsuspecting
>    users think it's an "accident", of course. Yeah, sure. Try
>    explaining that to your wife.
> 
> 4. AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa - this bit of moral corruption appears on line #23.
>                      If you re-arrange the letters, you end up with:
>                      "AW, SEXY BRA". Would you want a stranger saying
>                      that to you? Well, if you've seen this picture,
>                      that's what's happened.
> 
> 5. iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR - line #25. Common decency prevents me from revealing
>                       the nature of this insiduous bit of propaganda.
> 
> 6. line #27 - another "sex" message, couched as a mere "highlight" to the
>               subject's skirt.
> 
> 7. SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi - line #28 - This is the name of hedonistic god of
>                          the ancient Victorians. Please don't attempt to
>                          speak the name out loud, as the creature
>                          could suddenly appear in your living room or den.
> 
> 8. iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ - line #30 - NUZY SRUNZR. Nuzy founded a cult based
>                        on worshipping Swmriozrbnmmmmmkbri. Followers were
>                       forced to turn over all their belongings to Nuzy, who
>                       then "allowed" them to run naked, en masse, on his private
>                       beach in the Bahamas.
> 
> 9. itSRNNYKtttt'  - line #39 - "It Srnny Ktt". Typical chant uttered by pre-historic,
>                     hedonists in the Marshes of Sonnaput.
> 
> 10. tYSKRNEttttP - line #40 - this bit of subliminal subversion seems similar to that
>                    found on line #39, but is actually instructing the viewer to "Drink
>                    More Coca-Cola".
> 
> 
> 11.        VttKtI    - lines #50 through #54. This message is signed by the "artist".
>            VttNtE      It means: "I love Swmriozrbnmmmkbri. Smwriozrbnmmmmmkbri is
>           AtttWWIR     good. Don't wear clothes. Drink Coke."
> b'ger     kt:ttNRlR
>          ZttttttBSlRi
>         AtttttttXKZFti
> 
> 
>     What more evidence is required? Quickly, we shall review:  "B'ger" is telling you
> to engage in sexual activity, become a hedonist, worship a demonic power, and drink
> more Coke.(He probably owns stock in the company.)  Why is this twisted mind permitted
> on the WWW? It's plain, the he intends to corrupt you all.
> 
>     Okay, now you know. Put your clothes back on. Put down that can of Coke, and get an
>  7-Up. Stop chanting "Srnny Ktt', over and over. GUARD you concience. If you don't... YOU
> could find yourself divested of all material belongings and worries, running naked on a
> beach in the Bahamas, rabidly commiting fornication with TOTAL STRANGERS, who are all
> victims of this degenerative conspiracy.
> 
>                                        JRO
>                             President, Commitee for Moral Abuse
> 
Fantastically thought out and deciphered!  Well done ;-)

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