The Funky Fuzzball In: "Nuclear Fuzzball"
From Eurakarte <eur...@eurakarte.com>
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· 13 Apr 2002 00:21 · View full thread
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Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL!
More Fuzzball can be found at http://www.eurakarte.com
Today's Adventure: "Nuclear Fuzzball"
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Oh boy! What is it now,
Sherman! I have our Fuzzball?
ticket to easy riches /;;;\ /
and prosperity! |O | /
\ |v | ____/
\ \---/
\ /\\/\ |
\ 0\ -+-
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We will enter the nuclear FUN AHOY!
power plant business! Ever /;;;\ /
since government deregulation, |O | /
they have been going cheap! |v | __/
\ \---/
\ \\/\/ |
\____ / 0\ -+-
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AND SO... There it is, Sherman!
__-----__ Our ticket to loads of
.` `. cash! \
: : \
|`---_____---`| \____
| |--------------------+
' ' ==== ===== | It looks great!
. . ==== ===== | \__
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I am SO leaving
__-----__ It does seem a bit negative feedback
.` `. small, though. /;;;\ on that eBay guy.
: : \____ |O | \
|`---_____---`| |- | \
| |--------------------+ \---/ \ /
' ' ==== ===== | | \ //\/\
. . ==== ===== | -+- \_ \0 \
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LATER I have obtained the
uranium at the lowest
/;;;\ price possible, as Excellent!
| O| instructed! /
| v| ______/ /
\---/ \ | | / /
| \\\/\ /
-+- - ====== - /O \ _/
/ \ ====== /\\\/
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At least, I think it's Fuzzball, I've
uranium. It might be a started the __
/;;;\ side of beef. The guy reactors! / _X_
| O|/who sold it to me wasn't \ / / |\
| -| sure. \ /-Y-\ | |
\---/ Great! \__ |## | | |
| \\\/\ We're all |## | |
-+- / 0/ / ready! \---/
/ \ /\\/\ _/ \_
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Now that we are all
_----_ started, what's the /;;;\
.' `. first thing on our Well, we have |O |
: O= : agenda? to pay for a \|- |
|`-____-`| / safety ins- \---/
| | \\\/\ / pection. |
| TOXIC | / 0/ ___/ -+-
| | \/\/\ / \
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Sherman, this is a business,
and we have to do what's best
for the customer, right? /;;;\
/ |O |
/ Absolutely! |v |
/ \_\---/
\\\/\ / |
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If we pay all that money for the inspection,
we could go bankrupt, leaving the customer
without electricity! And all so we can have /;;;\
needless perks like "safety certificates" |O |
and "radiation leakage proofing!" |v |
/ I guess / \---/
\\/\/ / you're right! |
/ 0\ ___/ -+-
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\ \ Fuzzball! The reactor reached
\ \ critical point and boiled over!
\ \ Hundreds of gallons of nuclear /;;;\
\ \ waste is heading down the hill- |O |
/-Y-\ side into town! |o |
| ##| / Don't worry, \---/
| ##| __/ Planktonman! Every- /\\\/ |
\---/ thing's OK! \___ \0 \ -+-
_/ \_ /\\/\ / \
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__ __ How do you know?
/ \ / \ / /;;;\
| \ / | / The bank we keep our |O |
| /-Y-\ | / money in is in |- |
| | ##| / another town! \ \---/
| | ##| ___/ \ /\\/\ |
\---/ \_ /0 \ -+-
_/ \_ \\//\ / \
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://wwww.eurakarte.com/fuzzball
--
//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.com
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