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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 11 Nov 2004.
Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2004 Nov 9

Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2004 Nov 9

Homer.Simpson wrote:
>>see him and found him dead on the sofa having *had* a massive heart
>>attack.
> 
> How could be have been dead -and- having a massive heart attack?  
> These seem mutually exclusive to me?   Please elaborate.

The answer is in the original... just read the star'd text. :)

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