Re: Nerd Boy, episode 291

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And sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.  Her is just one of
3 odd situations with women from last night.


  So you came out this week despite
  me bringing you to tears last week
  when in my interrogation I brought   Well I needed to get out
  up how your insecurity and           of the house and you were
  unwillingness to tell your faience   of course right.  But do
  that you can't be monogamous was     me a favor and don't make
  going to cause you more grief then   me cry this week.
  it was worth and you should tell     In fact I think you need
  him ASAP.                            to make that up to me.
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  Why do I get the feeling that would     You will be eating a lot
  involve me eating my words.             More than that this night.
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       Taxi!          
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                           `"            

Don't even get me started about the girl I found pictures of on the
net.  Or trying to fend off another girl because you should never
sleep with anyone who has had more to drink than you.

And for tonight I am off to a pre-Halloween party.  Need to pull out
the armor and the kilt.  I really should get a job.

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