Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)

Howdy

wuz schrieb:
> 
> Peter Punk schrieb:
> >
> > On Mon, 12 Jun 2000 17:51:14 -0700, "Lord Oneiros of The Sacred Order Of
> > Things."  <one...@uswest.REMOVETHISIFYOUWANTTOREPLY.net> provoked the following
> > text:
> >
> > >Who would want a woman when you could have a blow job from a yard
> > >appliance?????
> >
> > Yeah, i've never heard a leafblower complain about headaches!
> >
> > ObASCII: A good blow-job.
> >    ___ ---
> >   |___|   |
> >   |       |
> >   |       |-----------------,
> >   |_______|_________________|
> 
> Looks like a chainsaw. Ouch.
> 
> ObAscii:
> 
>     _%_____
>   _| |  +  | ==
>  |_ _|___ _| =
>    O     0
Obascii!
 _________
| HOSPITAL|
|---------|
|__|___|__|
|__|___|__|
|__|___|__|
|__|___|__|
|__|___|__|
|__|___|__|

Ha,now we can make a moral out of it!(Never get a blowjob from a
chainsaw, because the doctor will need to come(also it hurts) and bring
you to the Hospital) 
Good h�?

-- 
Ciao Yorck 
 A.K.A. =8-)

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