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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 25 Mar 2002.
Re: Incredible! Anti-Gravity device works and is patented 01

Re: Incredible! Anti-Gravity device works and is patented 01-31-2002

"Rev. Juust E.S. Out" <juu...@hetnet.nl> wrote in message
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> "Peter Hayes" <pet...@seahaze.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> > In article <113j7a.6eg.ln@192.168.1.1>, Mark Kent wrote:
> > > Charlie Ebert <kd5...@mmcable.com> espoused:
> > >>Dr Scab wrote:
> > >>> On Sat, 23 Mar 2002 21:37:20 GMT, in comp.os.linux.advocacy,
> > >>>  (Charlie Ebert <kd5...@mmcable.com>) wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>>http://slashdot.org/science/02/03/22/2359231.shtml?tid=159
> > >>>>
> > >>>>A man by the name of, CAMPBELL JONATHAN W (US) has discovered,
> > >>>>tested, replicated, and has been granted PATENT for an
> > >>>>anti-gravity device.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>Totally incredible.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>I didn't think I'd live to see this day.
> > >>>
> > >>> Going by that definition, a helicopter counts as an anti-gravity
> device.
> > >>>
> > >>> You really are off your head.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>
> > >>My goodness!  By your line of thinking so is the moon!
> > >>
> > >>But seriously folks, this message was intended for people with
> > >>IQ's higher than 80.
> > >>
> > >
> > > I don't usually go with the Doc, but on this one, I think he's right.
> >
> > Yes, this is on the same lines as Charlie's time travellers visiting
> > the WTC on September 11th, time travellers that turned out to be birds.
>
> Gawd, this anti gravity thing was already invented about 6000 years ago,
it
> is completely written down in the Rig Veda.

Um... Can you explain this, please?

> Can I put a patent on God or some all powerfull creator gadget, too ?
>
> "Get a God(tm) at half price with a Big Mac and fries"
>
>
> > Subject: Time Travel verified!!!
> > Reference: <slr...@charlie.ebertlan.org>
> >
> > --
> >
> > Peter
> >
> > It wasn't an overcall, it was an oversight.
>
>

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