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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 11 Aug 2003.
Re: HAL-9000 ascii art

Re: HAL-9000 ascii art

____     On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:00:52 -0400 (EDT)
\__/___  Arthur J. O'Dwyer ran through the
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     |   waving an axe and screaming:
    / \
>
>On Mon, 11 Aug 2003, Bateau wrote:
>>
>> He's not a robot.
>
>Well, he's a device that uses heuristic programming to
>control mechanical parts (such as the pod bay doors).
>So why shouldn't he be a robot?  He's just a *really*
>*big* robot...

Cause he has no arms or legs or laser cannons and he can't turn into a
truck.
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From: Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com>
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Subject: Re: HAL-9000 ascii art
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 01:50:15 +0800
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