Re: Longest Thread Ever - not long enough yet

>>>>>> >> >> >>>> > � Is this thread dead or what?
>>>>>> >> >> >>>> > It's dead alright.
>>>>>> >> >> >>>> On no it isn't :)
>>>>>> >> >> >>>Oh yes it is.
>>>>>> >> >> >>>no its not , infinity...
>>>>>> >> >> >So, is it dead or not?
>>>>>> >> >> Oh, I don't think so. Meow.
>>>>>> >> >Not yet!
>>>>>> >> I thought this thread was dead, I'm happy to see that it's not.
>>>>>> >It can't die.. thus does the name imply.
>>>>>> This is the thread that doesn't end... <you know the rest>
>>>>>Is this gonna be another one of those thingies?
>>>>You bet. Just to make sure it lasts, let's start spreading it to other
>>>>newsgroups... Not too much, mind you, just enough to make sure it
>>>>lasts.
>>>>
>>>>Alt.books.terry-brooks.
>>>
>>>It's times like this when I wish AOL could crosspost. Wait! I have an
>>>idea! <copys post & pastes it into Free Agent> Ah, that's better.
>>>
>>>alt.food.pez (not the most active newsgroup, but I like the name)
>>>
>>>And now, for your amusement, a scene from some acrobat show at the
>>>Renaissance Festival yesterday
>>>-------------------------
>>>
>>><sound of plane flying overhead>
>>>
>>>Acrobat: Hark! Dost thou hear that? There goest the illusion of the 13th
>>>century.
>>>
>>>Audience: <laughs>
>>>
>>>Acrobat: Oh Listen! The dragons are making love again!
>>>
>>>Audience: <more laughs>
>>>
>>>Acrobat: Let's see if I can get him on my cordless microphone here.
>>><speaking into the microphone he has in his shirt> Attention pilot: piss
>>>off.
>>>
>>>Audience: <Yet more laughs>
>>>
>>><sound of plane flying overhead>
>>>
>>>Acrobat: Oh God, he's coming back!
>>>
>>>---------------------------------
>>>
>>><Sound of small child crying>
>>>
>>>Acrobat: Mommy, mommy, I'll be good! Please don't make me watch the
>>>acrobat!
>>>
>>>------------------------------------
>>>
>>>And, now that I've shown you not one, not three, no, not even four, but
>>>*two* scenes from the acrobat show, I think I'll press send. <SEND>
>>
>>Now that this thread seems to have been reborn, can anyone tell me
>>when "Longest Thread Ever" originally started? I do believe, if we
>>continue it, we could set some sort of record, or at least stay in
>>touch when I leave AGFF.
>>
>>Every time we add to this, we can add a newsgroup. Not to inhumanly
>>waste bandwidth or crosspost, but to return this thread to its former
>>glory.
>>
>>Also, by now we are probably not the only ones with this idea - the
>>Longest Thread Ever may have branched off to several different
>>"Longest Thread Ever"s.
>>
>>I'd suggest you pick newsgroups that are less than strict. When I add
>>newsgroups, I usually will pick one that has the feeling of
>>"lighthearted" and won't leap on you with a thousand netcops and
>>insults just to prove irritation. For that purpose, I have picked
>>alt.tv.kungfu, a newsgroup I, in fact, am a regular on. It is a very
>>peaceful place, filled with funloving and kind people - each of which
>>I would trust with my life. By some strange  circumstance, it also is
>>the place where a RoS(Rune of Slurpee) was just stolen from.
>>
>>Anyhow, just to make sure no one is irritated, I will add something on
>>topic for each newsgroup:
>>
>>Alt.games.final-fantasy:
>>I'm trying to beat Apollo in FFL2. But I can't. Any ideas?
>>
>>Alt.books.terry-brooks:
>>Any thoughts on if Terry Brooks will be writing anymore of the
>>Shannara Series after this? I know the question has been asked, but
>>are there any updates?
>>(Oh, and apples are far better than oranges)
>>
>>Alt.food.pez:
>>This is the only one I don't know very well... Tell me, what is Pez
>>and why is there a newsgroup devoted to it?
>>
>>Alt.tv.kungfu:
>>Where could I find a web page with Kungfu and Kungfu: TLC FanFiction
>>from the writings of many different authors?
>>
>>Thanks,
>>Fali
>>--
> 
>And whenever you add to the thread, if you have a .sig, be sure to use it, 
>espescially if it is long! No only will it be long in responses but lines as 
>well! HA!
>
>I add alt.cardgame.magic. Its all just people trying to sell stuff anyway, 
>so they shouldn't mind. Hey, anyone on any of the crossposted NGs wanna join 
>the "longest thread ever?"

Ok, I'm using Free Agent again, and since it's been such a long time, I
completely forgot what was in my sig. So I'll just have to check to see
if I can use it here. <takes a look at his old sig, and takes out a
fewof the out-dated parts> Ok, the sig is ready to be used. Now, I have
to add another group don't I? Let's see here...<looks at the list fo
groups on his server> How about alt.ascii-art? My server says it has 50
messages on it, which probably means it has close to 5,000. Damn this is
a crappy server.






















































































































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