Re: Longest Thread Ever - not long enough yet

>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> > � Is this thread dead or what?
>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> > It's dead alright.
>>>>>>> >> >> >>>> On no it isn't :)
>>>>>>> >> >> >>>Oh yes it is.
>>>>>>> >> >> >>>no its not , infinity...
>>>>>>> >> >> >So, is it dead or not?
>>>>>>> >> >> Oh, I don't think so. Meow.
>>>>>>> >> >Not yet!
>>>>>>> >> I thought this thread was dead, I'm happy to see that it's not.
>>>>>>> >It can't die.. thus does the name imply.
>>>>>>> This is the thread that doesn't end... <you know the rest>
>>>>>>Is this gonna be another one of those thingies?
>>>>>You bet. Just to make sure it lasts, let's start spreading it to other
>>>>>newsgroups... Not too much, mind you, just enough to make sure it
>>>>>lasts.
>>>>>
>>>>>Alt.books.terry-brooks.
>>>>
>>>>It's times like this when I wish AOL could crosspost. Wait! I have an
>>>>idea! <copys post & pastes it into Free Agent> Ah, that's better.
>>>>
>>>>alt.food.pez (not the most active newsgroup, but I like the name)
>>>>
>>>>And now, for your amusement, a scene from some acrobat show at the
>>>>Renaissance Festival yesterday
>>>>-------------------------
>>>>
>>>><sound of plane flying overhead>
>>>>
>>>>Acrobat: Hark! Dost thou hear that? There goest the illusion of the 13th
>>>>century.
>>>>
>>>>Audience: <laughs>
>>>>
>>>>Acrobat: Oh Listen! The dragons are making love again!
>>>>
>>>>Audience: <more laughs>
>>>>
>>>>Acrobat: Let's see if I can get him on my cordless microphone here.
>>>><speaking into the microphone he has in his shirt> Attention pilot: piss
>>>>off.
>>>>
>>>>Audience: <Yet more laughs>
>>>>
>>>><sound of plane flying overhead>
>>>>
>>>>Acrobat: Oh God, he's coming back!
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------
>>>>
>>>><Sound of small child crying>
>>>>
>>>>Acrobat: Mommy, mommy, I'll be good! Please don't make me watch the
>>>>acrobat!
>>>>
>>>>------------------------------------
>>>>
>>>>And, now that I've shown you not one, not three, no, not even four, but
>>>>*two* scenes from the acrobat show, I think I'll press send. <SEND>
>>>
>>>Now that this thread seems to have been reborn, can anyone tell me
>>>when "Longest Thread Ever" originally started? I do believe, if we
>>>continue it, we could set some sort of record, or at least stay in
>>>touch when I leave AGFF.
>>>
>>>Every time we add to this, we can add a newsgroup. Not to inhumanly
>>>waste bandwidth or crosspost, but to return this thread to its former
>>>glory.
>>>
>>>Also, by now we are probably not the only ones with this idea - the
>>>Longest Thread Ever may have branched off to several different
>>>"Longest Thread Ever"s.
>>>
>>>I'd suggest you pick newsgroups that are less than strict. When I add
>>>newsgroups, I usually will pick one that has the feeling of
>>>"lighthearted" and won't leap on you with a thousand netcops and
>>>insults just to prove irritation. For that purpose, I have picked
>>>alt.tv.kungfu, a newsgroup I, in fact, am a regular on. It is a very
>>>peaceful place, filled with funloving and kind people - each of which
>>>I would trust with my life. By some strange  circumstance, it also is
>>>the place where a RoS(Rune of Slurpee) was just stolen from.
>>>
>>>Anyhow, just to make sure no one is irritated, I will add something on
>>>topic for each newsgroup:
>>>
>>>Alt.games.final-fantasy:
>>>I'm trying to beat Apollo in FFL2. But I can't. Any ideas?
>>>
>>>Alt.books.terry-brooks:
>>>Any thoughts on if Terry Brooks will be writing anymore of the
>>>Shannara Series after this? I know the question has been asked, but
>>>are there any updates?
>>>(Oh, and apples are far better than oranges)
>>>
>>>Alt.food.pez:
>>>This is the only one I don't know very well... Tell me, what is Pez
>>>and why is there a newsgroup devoted to it?
>>>
>>>Alt.tv.kungfu:
>>>Where could I find a web page with Kungfu and Kungfu: TLC FanFiction
>>>from the writings of many different authors?
>>>
>>>Thanks,
>>>Fali
>>>--
>> 
>>And whenever you add to the thread, if you have a .sig, be sure to use it, 
>>espescially if it is long! No only will it be long in responses but lines as 
>>well! HA!
>>
>>I add alt.cardgame.magic. Its all just people trying to sell stuff anyway, 
>>so they shouldn't mind. Hey, anyone on any of the crossposted NGs wanna join 
>>the "longest thread ever?"
>
>Ok, I'm using Free Agent again, and since it's been such a long time, I
>completely forgot what was in my sig. So I'll just have to check to see
>if I can use it here. <takes a look at his old sig, and takes out a
>fewof the out-dated parts> Ok, the sig is ready to be used. Now, I have
>to add another group don't I? Let's see here...<looks at the list fo
>groups on his server> How about alt.ascii-art? My server says it has 50
>messages on it, which probably means it has close to 5,000. Damn this is
>a crappy server.

alt.toys.transformers: Alright here we go...crossposting....Does anyone else
think they should make a transformers movie and make it look, like Beasties?












































































































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"Sierra-delta to foxtrot-charlie. Do you read? Over."
"Foxtrot-charlie here, what is it sierra-delta? Over."
"Deploy Sig. Over."
"That's a go sierra-delta, Sig has been deployed. Do you copy? Over."
"Affirmative foxtrot-charlie. Over and Out."

The Final Fantasy. - Part III -

After the news of the massacre that became known as the Ketchup Sunday reached
the Dairy Queen's ears she was furious. She through her Milk Duds clear across
the room in her fury as she screamed: "From this day forth I shalt not rest
until the Burger King is overcooking in the Red Rooster's domain of Grease!"
Soon news of war spread across the land, people flocked to whichever liege they
chose to follow. Those who did not were not spared. They were sent to the Bread
Factories building armaments for both sides. Dough Spears, and Relish Missiles
were being produced by the thousands each day, sent to both the Queen and King.
Mayo Naise, the Burger King's advisor, was known all over Cheese as a master
strategist. He was renowned for the win of the battle of Broccolli on Okra
hill. There he had defeated the infamous Tortilla Tasters with a mere seven Hot
Dogs. As soon as the king returned he proclaimed: "We must take the Creme
Soufle near the Campbell Soup River before the Queen! If her Cod battalion
reaches the Creme Soufle before our Nacho Platoon, all is lost!" Suddenly, in
burst General Leo who proclaimed the following:

"Muh name's Funkmastah K,
and here's what I'll do-
I'll poison your family,
and you precious King too.

I'll kill the whole castle,
not a thing will stay alive,
this is the chillin'-est thing,
don't-cha agree? IT'S JIVE!!!!"

Apparently, General Leo had been paid a large sum of Smarties to assassinate
the king and as soon as his rhapsody was over he lunged towards the Burger King
with the look of tomatoes in his eyes. Luckily, the song had allerted the
guards and they were able to pierce the general's body before it reached the
king. Truly, war had stricken the land. At that point the Burger King sat down,
starring blankly at the wall and said:
"Not even the Cream Puffs are safe anymore."
---End of Part III---
In part III of the Final Fantasy read about the proclamation of war and the
first moments of the terrible battle.
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