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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 12 Jun 2000.

                            
    
    
Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)
    
                        


                                            

                

            

        


    

        

            

                

                    
Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)

                    

                        From MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.net>
                        · alt.ascii-art
                        · 12 Jun 2000 00:00                                                    · View full thread
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On Mon, 12 Jun 2000 19:05:07 GMT, ppu...@damnspam.chello.nl (Peter Punk) wrote:

>On Sun, 11 Jun 2000 16:45:34 -0700, "Lord Oneiros of The Sacred Order Of
>Things."  <one...@uswest.REMOVETHISIFYOUWANTTOREPLY.net> provoked the following
>text:
>
>>a friend of mine did that with a vacuum cleaner, he was just trying to get it on
>>with the vacuum.
>>soon there was a thunk sound and screaming.
>>he says penile reattachment isn't fun.
>
>How about trying to get it on with a dustroller? :-))

hey, any of you guys ever hear of WOMEN for that?
or at least make a date with Rose Palm!! 
scarin me here
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From: mik...@bluedwarf.net (MJP)
Subject: Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)
Date: 2000/06/12
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