Re: Tell me whatiswhat...

On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 18:05:16 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
victim Ari Asikainen <new...@localhost.invalid>, I was stopped dead in
my tracks by the following words:

>The Vampire LeStat <vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg> scripsit:
>
>>On Wed, 14 Jun 2000 17:52:54 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
>>victim Min...@the-mission.com (Mindcryme), I was stopped dead in my
>>tracks by the following words:
>>
>>>On 14 Jun 2000 17:12:12 GMT, ste...@bigfoot.com (Steve
>>>Williams) wrote:
>>>
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>>>>On Sabu424's Name and Shame List Of Dishonour   / ___|| |_ _____   _____
>>>>http://jillscott.tripod.com/sabu424v4.html      \___ \| __/ _ \ \ / / _ \
>>>>                             __        ___ _ _ _ ___) | ||  __/\ V /  __/
>>>>Empire of APDD               \ \      / (_) | (_)____/ \__\___| \_/_\___|
>>>>d00d #5t3vi3-b0y              \ \ /\ / /| | | | |/ _` | '_ ` _ \/ __|
>>>>                               \ V  V / | | | | | (_| | | | | | \__ \
>>>>The really interesting d00d     \_/\_/  |_|_|_|_|\__,_|_| |_| |_|___/
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>>>
>>>I see you're one of those ASCII challenged people I was talking about
>>>the other day.  What a nice little mess you have here.  Keep trying,
>>>it takes stupid people quite some time to learn how to do it properly.
>>>When you learn how to do it, your sig will format correctly like
>>>this.......
>>>
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>>>  /   |/    (_)__    ___/ /_______  ___  _   ___       | Please note
>>> / /|_/ /  /  _  \/ _   /  __/ __/ // /    '  \/  -_) <  "correct"
>>>/_/  //_/_//_/\_,_/\__/_/  \_, /_/_/_/\__/             | format.
>>>                                         /___/         | 
>>>Min...@the-order.com
>>>Dangerous in my silence
>>>Deadly to my cause
>>>Shegure gur pnhfr, obl. Lrf, lbh xabj gur tnzr.
>>
>>Yes, he really IS serious! [Snarf, giggle, choke!!!]
>
>Just because you don't use the variable pitch font... come to think of
>it, what is the variable pitch font?

It is something all newsreaders should be set to use, lest the mighty
Mindcryme make fun of their ASCII art.

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