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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 19 Jun 2000.
Re: Tell me whatiswhat...

Re: Tell me whatiswhat...

On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 18:01:37 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
victim Min...@the-mission.com (Mindcryme), I was stopped dead in my
tracks by the following words:

>On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 12:44:03 -0500, The Vampire LeStat
><vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 14 Jun 2000 17:52:54 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
>>victim Min...@the-mission.com (Mindcryme), I was stopped dead in my
>>tracks by the following words:
>>
>>>On 14 Jun 2000 17:12:12 GMT, ste...@bigfoot.com (Steve
>>>Williams) wrote:
>>>
>>>>-- 
>>>>_________________________________________________________________________
>>>>                                                 ____  _
>>>>On Sabu424's Name and Shame List Of Dishonour   / ___|| |_ _____   _____
>>>>http://jillscott.tripod.com/sabu424v4.html      \___ \| __/ _ \ \ / / _ \
>>>>                             __        ___ _ _ _ ___) | ||  __/\ V /  __/
>>>>Empire of APDD               \ \      / (_) | (_)____/ \__\___| \_/_\___|
>>>>d00d #5t3vi3-b0y              \ \ /\ / /| | | | |/ _` | '_ ` _ \/ __|
>>>>                               \ V  V / | | | | | (_| | | | | | \__ \
>>>>The really interesting d00d     \_/\_/  |_|_|_|_|\__,_|_| |_| |_|___/
>>>>_________________________________________________________________________
>>>
>>>I see you're one of those ASCII challenged people I was talking about
>>>the other day.  What a nice little mess you have here.  Keep trying,
>>>it takes stupid people quite some time to learn how to do it properly.
>>>When you learn how to do it, your sig will format correctly like
>>>this.......
>>>
>>>--
>>>   __   ___                __                          | 
>>>  /   |/    (_)__    ___/ /_______  ___  _   ___       | Please note
>>> / /|_/ /  /  _  \/ _   /  __/ __/ // /    '  \/  -_) <  "correct"
>>>/_/  //_/_//_/\_,_/\__/_/  \_, /_/_/_/\__/             | format.
>>>                                         /___/         | 
>>>Min...@the-order.com
>>>Dangerous in my silence
>>>Deadly to my cause
>>>Shegure gur pnhfr, obl. Lrf, lbh xabj gur tnzr.
>>
>>Yes, he really IS serious! [Snarf, giggle, choke!!!]

>Take it in slowly!  My cock is much larger than you're used to, and it
>seems to be choking you each time you snarf it down your throat.

I also seem to be giggling at the sight of it. You omitted that bit,
HTH.

>"The Vampire Lestat"??  How very original.

[bows] Why thank you, Mindcryme.

>Do you also wear the black lipstick and fingernails?

No lipstick but yes, I do tend to wear my fingernails.

>But I guess it suits you, seeing as how Lestat is bisexual too.

Bisexual? Well I guess that only counts as half a "homo-layme" point
for me then. Please try harder.

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From: The Vampire LeStat <vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg>
Subject: Re: Tell me whatiswhat...
Date: 2000/06/19
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