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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 17 Feb 1999.
Re: Marge -- new cartoon

Re: Marge -- new cartoon

Veronica Karlsson wrote in message <36C...@on.spammer>...

>
>Sure, we even have our own form of "fuzzy logic". It's called "lagom".
>Don't ask me to explain it to you, I have tried and failed before. The
>concept doesn't exist in any other language than Swedish.


Ah, so the application of Swedish logic is called "logjam". How interesting.
I do not think it unique to just "Swedus Logicus", however. It is commonly
known the world over as "Female Logic", or "Feminis Logicus". It is something
to be revered, when administered by your grandmother, and something to be
feared when utilized by your wife.

>That's what different languages come from - originally all people spoke
>the same language, then they started to move away from each other and
>stopped communicating with each other and the language evolved in
>different directions. Then when the different groups met again a few
>hundred years later they didn't understand each other.

Sort of... I reckon you ne'er haff stopped communikatin' fer more than
ten whole minutes at ah tyme, though.

>People not understanding each other is a major factor in starting wars.

War is the natural state of mankind. Personally, it has been pretty good
to my fambly.  I reckon we haff kilt off at leest as many peeple as
cholera.


>*ducking and hiding*



Prob'ly a good idear. My wife still wears a quarter 'round her neck on
ah chain, that I shot outta the air with a .22 rifle at 19 years of age.
I neffer did manage to shoot down a dime that way, but tryed many times.
..... But, I woodn't worry 'bout duckin, actual-like.  I neffer haff
figgered on shootin' me no girls.  I thinks shootin' at girls is loathsome.

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