Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ?
From Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
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· 10 Oct 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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In article<7toh85$2l4$2...@news.inet.tele.dk>XeMu, Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> writes: > >: ||||| >: | o o | >: | > | .--- How does a mermaid have a period? >: | . | --' >: \___/ >: __| |__ >: / \ >: | |. .| | >: | | | | >: | |_____| | >: /_| |_\ >: . '. >: '. -. mga >: '-. '. >: "-_ ' >: '-_ '. >: ) "". >: /_-'"""" >: > >And how do they ... you know ... Well, I was always told mermaids were a sort of oral sex fantasy. I mean, they don't have obvious human genitals in the obvious human place (nor mermen either). How do fish arrange their wedding tackle? I believe fertilisation often takes place externally, i.e. the eggs go out into the water as does the sperm and that's where they fertilise. @@@ @@@ @("} {")@ @(.(.)\__ __/(.).)@ @@@) ( """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ) (@@@ ( . ) dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk ( . ) \ ) / http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk \ ( / \\.-' ,' /index.html ', `-_// // ~-~ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" '~ \\ / \ "Consciousness is a product of the brain no more & no less than earwax is a product of the ear"-Martin Hunt on a.r.s
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,4e4b87d6b03b8435 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> Subject: Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ? Date: 1999/10/10 Message-ID: <p6D...@xemu.demon.co.uk>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 535115842 X-NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk:158.152.196.209 References: <7tfudr$rrr4$1...@rn.area.com> <37f...@news.vossnet.net> <7toh85$2l4$2...@news.inet.tele.dk> X-Complaints-To: abu...@demon.net X-Trace: news.demon.co.uk 939586342 nnrp-07:4021 NO-IDENT xemu.demon.co.uk:158.152.196.209 Organization: ARS HakeMongers inc...... ><_'> <_" MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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