Re: -=-ORDER FLOWERS FOR MOTHER'S DAY!-=-WWW SITE-=-1-888 number-=-

Dear:
  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [ ] Lamer           [ ] AOLer
  [ ] Me too er               [ ] Perver          [ ] Geek
  [x ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET 
  [ ] Other: JUST PLAIN SSTTUUPPIIDD!!!!
  
 You Are Being Flamed Because:
  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [x ] You started an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [x ] You don't know which group to post in
  [ ] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
  [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
  [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] I think you might be a fed

  
 To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel
  [ ] Give up your AOL account
  [x ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [x ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [x ] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the FAQ
  [ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave
  [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
  
 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [ ] Get a life
  [x ] Never post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
  [x ] Take your shit somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or fuck off
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [ ] All of the above
 
end flame.


In article <4mscao$12c...@saba.info.ucla.edu>, net...@aol.com 
(1-888-800-FLOWERS) wrote:
>1-888-800-FLOWERS
>
>Your Mother's Day Florist~!
>
>-!!   Check Out our Web-Site in Progress at:   !!-
>
>http://152.163.199.22/netflower8
>       
>Take a look at our Mother's Day Specials, and 
>
>Send Your Mother a Lovely Bouquet for Mother's Day!
>
>....you haven't forgotten, have you?
>
>Just give 1-888-800-FLOWERS a call today!
>
>It's a toll-free call within the continental United States!
>
>We are based in Los Angeles, and have special rates
>for deliveries to Taiwan and China.
>
>Worldwide Delivery, and our helpful staff will be happy
>to assist you in selecting an arrangement which
>will fit your needs AND your budget~!
>
>Call EARLY for timely delivery!
>
>Mention that you saw us on the Internet or World Wide Web
>and receive a 10% discount on your next order!
>
>Thank you for your support, and Happy Mother's Day!~    : )
>
>1-888-800-FLOWERS
>http://152.163.199.22/netflower8
>
>

Kim Ornitz 
Remote Film Sound
orn...@remotefilm.com
http://www.remotefilm.com

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