Re: [Picture] ASCII art joke

On Mon, 9 Sep 1996 20:01:34 GMT, pix...@netcom.com (Diane Wenner)
wrote:

>I thought you all might enjoy this; it's the first ascii art joke that 
>I've seen--of course, I am a newbie at this.
>
>Mrs Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to a game
>where one student starts drawing on the board, then one by one
>others add to it.
>
>She thinks, and decides not to start with Pepito, because he
>is so naughty and always has some "unusual" picture in mind.
>
>So she starts with Anne.
>Anne: "This is our house"
>
>             /\
>            /  \
>           /    \
>          /      \
>          |      |
>          |      |
>          |      |
>          |      |
>
>
>The teacher: "Good, Anne!" and asks Peter to draw next:
>Peter: "This is our Housedoor"
>
>             /\
>            /  \
>           /    \
>          /      \
>          |      |
>          |  __  |
>          | |  | |
>          | |__| |
>
>
>The Teacher: "Very good, Peter" and calls Mary:
>
>Mary: "This is our house roof"
>
>             /\
>            /UU\
>           /    \
>          /      \
>          |      |
>          |  __  |
>          | |  | |
>          | |__| |
>
>The Teacher: "Very nice, Mary" and calls on Stevie:
>
>Stevie: "And this is the sun over the house"
>
>             \|/
>             -O-
>             /|\
>             /\
>            /UU\
>           /    \
>          /      \
>          |      |
>          |  __  |
>          | |  | |
>          | |__| |
>
>
>The Teacher: "very nice, Stevie" and thinks, there is not
>much damage that Pepito can do with this picture and ask
>Pepito to come to the board.
>
>Pepito: "And this is my father, trying to pick up the soap
>when he dropped it in the shower.
>
>           ________
>          /        \
>         /    \|/   \
>        /     -O-    \
>        |     /|\    |
>        |     /\     |
>        |    /UU\    |
>        |   /    \   |
>        |  /      \  |
>        |  |      |  |
>        |  |  __  |  |
>       _|  | |  | |  |_
>      (____| |__| |____)
>
>rianse ja ja ja ja ja!!!
>
>
>saludos
>
>Raven....
>
>--
>
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>      \     Tom McAlister / AKA Director, Region #11 / BASKL V.P.     /
>       ===============================================================
>[EOF]
>
wow great stuff.. wish there was more of this around :)

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