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Original Usenet message from rec.arts.ascii, 9 Sep 1996.
[Picture] ASCII art joke

[Picture] ASCII art joke

I thought you all might enjoy this; it's the first ascii art joke that 
I've seen--of course, I am a newbie at this.

Mrs Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to a game
where one student starts drawing on the board, then one by one
others add to it.

She thinks, and decides not to start with Pepito, because he
is so naughty and always has some "unusual" picture in mind.

So she starts with Anne.
Anne: "This is our house"

             /\
            /  \
           /    \
          /      \
          |      |
          |      |
          |      |
          |      |


The teacher: "Good, Anne!" and asks Peter to draw next:
Peter: "This is our Housedoor"

             /\
            /  \
           /    \
          /      \
          |      |
          |  __  |
          | |  | |
          | |__| |


The Teacher: "Very good, Peter" and calls Mary:

Mary: "This is our house roof"

             /\
            /UU\
           /    \
          /      \
          |      |
          |  __  |
          | |  | |
          | |__| |

The Teacher: "Very nice, Mary" and calls on Stevie:

Stevie: "And this is the sun over the house"

             \|/
             -O-
             /|\
             /\
            /UU\
           /    \
          /      \
          |      |
          |  __  |
          | |  | |
          | |__| |


The Teacher: "very nice, Stevie" and thinks, there is not
much damage that Pepito can do with this picture and ask
Pepito to come to the board.

Pepito: "And this is my father, trying to pick up the soap
when he dropped it in the shower.

           ________
          /        \
         /    \|/   \
        /     -O-    \
        |     /|\    |
        |     /\     |
        |    /UU\    |
        |   /    \   |
        |  /      \  |
        |  |      |  |
        |  |  __  |  |
       _|  | |  | |  |_
      (____| |__| |____)

rianse ja ja ja ja ja!!!


saludos

Raven....

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From: pix...@netcom.com (Diane Wenner)
Subject: [Picture] ASCII art joke
Date: 1996/09/09
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