Re: Notice of revocation of independence

Charles Quinn wrote:
> 
> In article <5d4...@4ax.com>, ppu...@damnthatspam.chello.nl (Peter Punk) wrote:
> >To the citizens of the United States of America:
> >
> >In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus
> >to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
> >independence, effective today.
> >
> >Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical
> >duties over all States, commonwealths and other territories. Except
> >Utah, which she does not fancy.
> >
> >#1.    You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English
> >Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide.
> >You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
> >Generally, you should raise  your vocabulary to acceptable levels.
> >Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed
> >with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable
> >and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed".
> >
> >#5.    You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The
> >Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want
> >you to get confused and give up half way through.
> 
> Got "God Save The Queen" by the Sex Pistols right now. I am having trouble
> with the vocabulary but will keep listening to it till I get the knack of it
> mate!
> 
> You should also point out it is not http: slash slash, but http: stroke
> stroke.

That'd be popular with XXX sites ;)

> 
> Charles (not the Prince)