Re: Notice of revocation of independence

In article <5d4...@4ax.com>, ppu...@damnthatspam.chello.nl (Peter Punk) wrote:
>To the citizens of the United States of America:
>
>In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus
>to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
>independence, effective today.
>
>Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical
>duties over all States, commonwealths and other territories. Except
>Utah, which she does not fancy.
>
>#1.    You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English
>Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide.
>You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
>Generally, you should raise  your vocabulary to acceptable levels.
>Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed
>with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable
>and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed".
>
>#5.    You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The
>Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want
>you to get confused and give up half way through.

Got "God Save The Queen" by the Sex Pistols right now. I am having trouble 
with the vocabulary but will keep listening to it till I get the knack of it 
mate!

You should also point out it is not http: slash slash, but http: stroke 
stroke.

Charles (not the Prince)