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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 24 Jun 1997.
Re: Antw: Groucho Marx Fan Club

Re: Antw: Groucho Marx Fan Club

In art<5oo2ub$ivl$2...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite writes:
>
> Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine (dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk) wrote:
> >>Tjaart Glas <tkg...@worldaccess.nl> writes:
> >>
> >> Quote:
> >> >"I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before 
> >> > she was a virgin." 
> >> >                   -- Groucho Marx
> >>
> >>I have also seen this attributed to Oscar Levant.
>
>>Coiln Douthwaite has a collection of Groucho quotes; I
>>have about 30 of them as individual sigs.
>
>Unfortunately many of them are not authenticated and get challenged.
>
>
>>"We took some photographs of the native girls, but they weren't
>> developed.  We're going back next year."
>>                             -- Groucho Marx ( Animal Crackers )
>
>We're going back again in a couple of weeks ... is he proper quote

In the way of many misquotes, this actually improves the joke:
the girls' figures, which are not developed now, may indeed
be more so next year (not in a couple of weeks). Perhaps the
usual offscreen version had been "next year" but was toned down 
to get past the censors?

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From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Re: Antw: Groucho Marx Fan Club
Date: 1997/06/24
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