Re: May I rent an Ascii-Artist ? <;>
From JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
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· 29 Dec 1998 00:00 · View full thread
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I kin be rented. My wife wood jus' loove to rent me out. Last month, she done rented me out to two fertile-ity clinics, one professional horseshoer, some old codger with TB who needed somebodys to see he was still eatin' his chicken and dumplins, the Merry Melodies Day Care Center, an' the county jail. It were all a lot of fun, 'specially the cliniqueses, an' the horseshoe feller (all we did was play horseshoes all day). Of late, though, there's folks hanging 'round who wants me to he'p them do thangs like change transmissions; I never have caired much for that. Anyway, she usual gets 'bout six hunnerd dollars a day fer me, an' you'll have to buy the hootch an' the hamburgers. Not a bad deal, at all. If'n I do say so, myse'f. JRO
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