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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 29 Dec 1998.
Re: May I rent an Ascii-Artist ? <;>

Re: May I rent an Ascii-Artist ? <;>

I kin be rented.  My wife wood jus' loove to rent me out.
Last month, she done rented me out to two fertile-ity clinics,
one professional horseshoer, some old codger with TB who needed
somebodys to see he was still eatin' his chicken and dumplins,
the Merry Melodies Day Care Center, an' the county jail.  It
were all a lot of fun, 'specially the cliniqueses, an' the
horseshoe feller (all we did was play horseshoes all day).
Of late, though, there's folks hanging 'round who wants me
to he'p them do thangs like change transmissions; I never
have caired much for that.  Anyway, she usual gets 'bout
six hunnerd dollars a day fer me, an' you'll have to buy
the hootch an' the hamburgers.  Not a bad deal, at all.

If'n I do say so, myse'f.

JRO

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Subject: Re: May I rent an Ascii-Artist ? <;>
Date: 1998/12/29
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