Re: IN TODAY'S NEWS

this is real good art, it's like a poster!!

JRO wrote:

>  IN TODAY'S NEWS_______________________by JRO
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> ||_____________________________Oglesbee/2000|
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> Toucan Sam, beloved of children all over America,
> and long-time icon and salesman for Kellogg's
> Fruit Loops was returned to the wild in the
> jungles of Costa Rica, today. After an extended
> Animal Rights court case, fraught with appeals
> leading all the way up to the Supreme Court,
> Animal Activists finally succeded in forcing
> Kellogg's to release Sam, a Toco Toucan, back
> into the wild. "Sam now has a chance for a real
> life of his own", Rodney Rabid, Animal Rights
> leader remarked.
>
> Ornithologists disagree, a Kellogg's spokesperson
> contended. "Sam's and old bird, who has never lived
> in the wild before. His diet for the last 50 years
> has consisted entirely of Fruit Loops."
>
> Upon release, Sam is reported to have taken one
> look at a mango and said, "I can't eat this shit.
> Where the fuck is my chauffer?"
>
> --
> Jonathon R. Oglesbee
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

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