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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 1 Jun 2005.
Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2005 May 31: #2168 JANE FONDA

Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2005 May 31: #2168 JANE FONDA

ABCGi wrote:
> Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> 
>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, ABCGi wrote the following -._
>>
>>>> OA:  These are now being posted on my LJ at the same time I post them
>>>> here.  <url:http://www.livejournal.com/users/faux_pseudo/>
>>>
>>> LJ ? Don't like the term....
>>
>> LJ="Live Journal"
>> alias "Live Journal"=blog
>>
>>> Is this like when they release Star Wars XV the movie?
>>
>> Ok I don't normally explain MoT's.  But[0], if you don't know Jack Chick
>> by name mabey you recognize his work:
>> <url:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp>
>>
>> [0] I am drunk.
> 
> Nice way 2b - that D&D tract is so funny!
> 
> A MOT on SWXV is needed though :)

  "My husband is a minister who does evangelistic work, but I am shy. I 
am active in my church but I wanted so much to witness to non-Christians...
I have been leaving Chick tracts everywhere! I leave them on shelves in 
the grocery store and drug stores, on phone booths, on newspaper boxes, 
in restaurants, in public restrooms, at the doctor's office. I made 
special trips to the local health department, WIC clinic, homeless 
health clinic...just to leave tracts. Even the food stamp office and 
Dept. of Human Services waiting rooms. The public library. Outside the 
high school in a bad neighborhood. I wrap them in plastic and toss them 
in driveways! I scan the local section of our paper for people convicted 
of DUI or other crimes and mail the tracts! If people did this in every 
town, so many could be reached. Oh yes, I send SOMEBODY LOVES ME to 
abortion clinics."

...So that's how that happens...

OA: tie fighter

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