Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2005 May 31: #2168 JANE FONDA
From drax <dra...@spamsandwichhotmail.com>
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ABCGi wrote: > ABCGi wrote: >> Faux_Pseudo wrote: >> >>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, ABCGi wrote the following -._ >>> >>>>> OA: These are now being posted on my LJ at the same time I post >>>>> them here. <url:http://www.livejournal.com/users/faux_pseudo/> >>>> >>>> LJ ? Don't like the term.... >>> >>> LJ="Live Journal" >>> alias "Live Journal"=blog >>> >>>> Is this like when they release Star Wars XV the movie? >>> >>> Ok I don't normally explain MoT's. But[0], if you don't know Jack >>> Chick by name mabey you recognize his work: >>> <url:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp> >>> >>> [0] I am drunk. >> >> Nice way 2b - that D&D tract is so funny! >> >> A MOT on SWXV is needed though :) > > "My husband is a minister who does evangelistic work, but I am shy. > I > am active in my church but I wanted so much to witness to > non-Christians... I have been leaving Chick tracts everywhere! I > leave them on shelves in the grocery store and drug stores, on phone > booths, on newspaper boxes, > in restaurants, in public restrooms, at the doctor's office. I made > special trips to the local health department, WIC clinic, homeless > health clinic...just to leave tracts. Even the food stamp office and > Dept. of Human Services waiting rooms. The public library. Outside the > high school in a bad neighborhood. I wrap them in plastic and toss > them > in driveways! I scan the local section of our paper for people > convicted of DUI or other crimes and mail the tracts! If people did > this in every town, so many could be reached. Oh yes, I send SOMEBODY > LOVES ME to abortion clinics." > > ...So that's how that happens... > Where did you get that from, or did you just make it up? I'll never forget the year my kids brought home the chick tract about halloween. You can see it here. http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0058/0058_01.asp Apparently the neighbors gave it to them. I don't think I've ever laughed harder. Camp Basil Bub, priceless. drax
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