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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 27 Oct 1997.
Re: ~ REQ: A doll complete with....

Re: ~ REQ: A doll complete with....

;lizard wrote:
; 
; I would think that only half a Voodoo doll would be inadequate. Granted,
; my only knowledge of Voodoo dolls comes from watching suspense movies
; set in New Orleans during Mardi-Gras (and let me hasten to add that I
; really don't feel the need to be educated about Voodoo), but it seems to
; me that a complete Voodoo doll is required. What happens if a person
; wants to start tormenting the victim on his feet? Your Voodoo doll makes
; it impossible to stick pins there.

You are correct. While reading your post, I realized it would be impossible
to not only stick pins in one's feet, but impossible to do the most
sinister of all tortures.. The tickle torture.  To use a Voodoo doll to
make someone be tickled uncontrolably would most assuradly be a fate worse
than death.  And I left out this means of torture. I do not deserve to live.
Please kick my butt.  I want you to.


; 
; An incomplete large Voodoo doll "leaves far to much to the imagination
; in my opinion."
; [snip]
;                          | ( x )    ( x )  |
;  -ART BY-                |  `-'      `-'   |   O
;   -ZEUS-                 \       ==        /  /
;                           \   -_ _ _ -    /  /
;                         O  \_           _'  /
;                          \  _>- - - - -<_  /
;                          ,\`             `/,
;                        ,'  \            ,/  `.
;                      ,'     \           `^    `.
; [snip]
;               |      ,'   /                \     ``-r_\`
;             ,-\   ,'`    |                  |       `
;            `-L /``       |                  |
;               V          |                  |
; -----------------------------------------------------------
;                          /                  \
;                         /      +++++++       \
;                        /      /       \       \
;                       \_ '."-/         \_ '."-/
;                         /  \             / `,
;                        ,~V'"             ~V'"
                        / ) 
                       / /
                       | ) ,_-,
                       | \-. \ \  (the ancient voodoo tickle torture)
                       \ _.-\ \/
                        / ,-`-`|
                        |     /
                        |    |
; 
; NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent";
; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
; --
;         ___
;       _/   |    ,^%---
;      |_____| __ >  \  I just had to add the legs!
;       --- == -- >
;      [_____]  __>,^  llizard aka ejm   cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
; ejm97 |   |  //| |    http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/

-- 
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From: Zeus Simeoni <zeu...@umit.maine.edu>
Subject: Re: ~ REQ: A doll complete with....
Date: 1997/10/27
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References: <345...@This.Address> <345...@umit.maine.edu> <345...@freent.toronto.on.ca> <345...@umit.maine.edu> <345...@freent.toronto.on.ca>
Organization: University of Maine
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