Re: Cars and other kinds of trafic

In article <34C...@mpq.mpg.de>, Andreas Freise <ad...@mpq.mpg.de>
wrote:
> 
> llizard wrote:
> [snip]
> > Your vehicles are wonderful. I especially like the car and caravan. But
> > I think your motorcycle looks more like a jockey racing on a muddy
> > track.
> >
> >            .-O
> >        ==-( <-`7)
> >         ,/.//__/\.
> >        -`-'----`-'-MK
> >
> >              _
> >            _(<`O ,
> >        ==-(  >`-/ \
> >         ,< \  / >
> >        ---'--- `---'-MK/ejm
> >
> 
> :) Very good! Splenid 3(!) lines jockey!
> 
> But take away his horse and he looks not
> very speedy any more: 
>              _
>             (<`O
>              >`        ejm
> 
> And back to traffic. In a few seconds this poor
> old man (who used to be a jockey when he was young)
> will still be on that zebra crossing but -alas- maybe
> not in the same state:
> 
>                    .----.
>                    |    | MOOK! MOOK!
>                    | __ |/
>                 .  |[ 8]|  )
>                 `(.(o==o).)
>                    "    "
>                       _
>                     O'>)
>               /      f<   \
>              // / / | | \ \\
>             /               \       ejm/a:f
> 
[snip]
> Andreas
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             /     ha
            |,^%--- ha
            <   \ ha    Excellent!
          \ > \ 
ejm98   /\/>^^ \

Thank you Andreas, I can't remember the last time I've fallen on the
floor laughing.

Your old man reminds me of the old lady I drew two years ago when
someone asked for some "moving ascii". 

   /[please, can you help me take care of my children?]
  O           
 /|\_       O+  -[here you go, this is all that I have]
 \|       $ _/\
  |\       f  /|       
  | |      |  \\         ejm 96

Maybe she'd like to visit your old man in the hospital.

             ?
       !    /_\
       |C_,_/_____|
ejm98  |  ||:::::f|  O+
                    _/\ 
                  f   /|
                  |   \~\

Poor fellow didn't see what was coming and even though that MOOK! MOOK!
was so loud, he didn't hear because he was on his way to getting new
batteries for his hearing aid. and now he has to lie immobilized with
his leg in one of those slings and his mouth in a silent constant scream
of agony.

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